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1、超好笑的英语笑话超好笑的英语笑话一:hings Have Been OkayA young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.You talked! Y
2、ou talked! Shouted his mother. I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.一切都正常一对年轻夫妇有个儿子,已经四岁了,还没有开品说话,他们对此深感焦虑。他们带他去找专家诊治,但医生们总觉得他没有毛病。后来有一天早上吃早餐时,那孩子突然开口了:妈妈,面包烤焦了。你说话了!你说话了!他母亲叫了起来。我太兴奋了!但为什么花了这么长的时间呢?哦,在这之前,那男孩说,一切都很正常。超好笑的英语笑话二:Genie
3、A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses.On the third tee, the husband said, Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix.The wife teed up and shanked it right through th
4、e window of the biggest house on the course.The husband cringed and said, I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost.They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass a
5、ll over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.A man on the couch said, Are you the people who broke my window?Uh, yeah. Sorry about that, the husband replied.No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've
6、released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself.Okay, great! the husband said. I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.No problem - it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want? the genie said
7、, looking at the wife.I want a house in every country of the world, she said.Consider it done, the genie replied.And what's your wish, genie?, the husband said.Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your
8、wife.The husband looked at the wife and said, Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care.The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, How old is your husband, anyway?
9、Thirty-five, she replied.And he still believes in genies? . That's amazing.超好笑的英语笑话三:Meals on WheelsOnce upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful - she had to sleep in cold backalleys, where the
10、re was no food and life was hard. God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way - but here, in heaven, she would be happy and He would give her the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on.The cat laid down upon the pillow and was happy.A few days later, about a dozen mice that came
11、 to heaven together and God asked them how they had liked earth.The earth was no better for them than it was the cat.They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and their feet were worn out from always running from cats and dogs and people. God felt bad for the mice and decided to give th
12、em rollerskates.One day God sees the cat again and asked her how she was liking heaven. She explained that it was absolutely wonderful.The pillow he gave her was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept on, but even better than the pillow were the meals on wheels.超好笑的英语笑话四:Who Is This 你是哪一
13、个?My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation1 and understanding of my unique problems.When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany(连祷,冗长故事) offrustrations2 with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, O.K., honey.now, fist of all, who is this?我和两个妹妹同时离开家去不同的高校读书。经验了太多的危机,也厌倦了受到与其他高校生相同的对待之后,有一天我给家里打了个电话,就我独有的问题寻求劝慰和理解。爸爸接起电话后,我立即起先历数我高校生活中的挫折。当我停下来歇口气时,爸爸说:好啦,敬爱的.现在,首先告知我,你是哪一个?