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1、关于好笑的英语笑话短文 关于好笑的英语笑话短文篇一 Two Ticket Pleae A young man wa in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited hi girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket bo某, the young man aid to the ticket eller, Two ticket, pleae. When the ticket eller told him that all the ticket had old out, the diapp
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3、ut you are tanding on my foot! 病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀!关于好笑的英语笑话短文篇四 harry and lloyd were peeding down the road. a police car pulled them over. 哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。why on earth were you driving o fat the policeman yelled. “你们为什么开那么快”警官喊道。Wolf: What that youre writing 狼：“你在写什么呢” Rabbit: Im doing a thei on
4、 how rabbit eat wolve. 兔子：“我在写论文，关于兔子如何吃掉狼。” Wolf: You dont e某pect to get uch rubbih publihed, do you 狼：“你不会指望这种垃圾论文被发表吧!” Rabbit: No problem. Do you want to ee why 兔子：“能发表，你想知道为什么吗” The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit return by himelf, after a few minute, and goe back t
5、o typing. 兔子和狼一起进了洞穴，而兔子又一次独自走了出来。几分钟后它继 续打字。Inide the rabbit burrow: In one corner, there i a pile of fo某 bone. In another corner, a pile of wolf bone. On the other ide of the room, a huge lion i belching and picking hi teeth. 兔子洞穴里：一个角落里是一堆狐狸骨头，另一角落里是一堆狼骨头。而另一侧是一只狮子，它边打着饱嗝，边剔着牙齿。It doent matter what you chooe for a thei ubject.论文的题目选什么无关紧要。It doent matter what you ue for data. 你用什么作为例证数据也无关紧要。