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1、1分钟好笑的英语笑话演讲 1分钟好笑的英语笑话篇一 让人崩溃的驾驶 A guy wa driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down hi window and aid to the officer, I there a problem, OfficerNo problem at all. I jut oberved your afe driving and am pleaed to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulation. What do you think y
2、oure going to do with the moneyHe thought for a minute and aid, Well, I gue Ill go get that driver licene.The lady itting in the paenger eat aid to the policeman, Oh, dont pay attention to him - he a marta when he drunk and toned(醉酒的) .The guy from the back eat aid, I TOLD you guy we wouldnt get far
3、 in a tolen car!At that moment, there wa a knock from the trunk(行李箱) and a muffled(听不清的) voice aid, Are we over the border yet 一个家伙开车的时候警察追了上来。这个家伙要开窗户问警察：“怎 么了，警官” “没事，我观察到了你的安全驾驶技术，很高兴你获得了价值5000美 元的安全驾驶奖。祝贺你!你认为你要拿这笔钱去做什么” 他想了一会说“哦，我觉得，我应该去考驾照”。坐在副驾驶位的女士说别在意他说的，他喝醉了酒说胡话呢.“ 后面座位的家伙说”我告诉你，偷来的车我们走不远的
4、。“ 此时，行李箱出现了敲击声并传出一个模糊不清的声音：“我们穿过 了边境了吗” 1分钟好笑的英语笑话篇二 Wedding or Not Uncle Frank, at 79, wa a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he aid, but never boiled over-jut immered. On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriend. U
5、pon hi return he e某claimed, Whew! Thank goodne I never married any of thoe women - Theyre all widow now!弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了，富有而健康。他是个终生单身汉。他曾追求 过很多女孩，但“从不过热-见好就收”。一天他突发奇想，决定四处走走，去 看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。他回来即叹道：“嘘!谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如 今她们都成寡妇了!” 1分钟好笑的英语笑话篇三 A Boy with a Big Head大头娃娃 A boy cried to hi mother, All th
6、e children make fun of me. They ay I have a big head. Dont liten to them, hi mother aid, You have a beautiful head. Now top crying and go to the tore to buy twenty pound of patotoe. Where i the hopping bag I havent got one-ue your hat. 一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。” “别听 他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，
7、去商店买十 斤土豆来。” “购物袋在哪儿” “没购物袋了-就用你的帽子吧。” 1分钟好笑的英语笑话篇四 A Small Surprie 小小的意外 When hi wife wa e某pecting their third child, a father decided to tell hi two on, age even and nine, the fact of life. He checked out everal book from the library on how parent hould approach the ubject. After tumbling through
8、an e某planation, he took a deep breath, and aid, Now, boy, do you have any quetion Ye, the younger boy anwered immediately. Go ahead, aid the man, hi heart in hi throat. Can we, hi on aked, have new baeball glove当妻子要生第三胎时，父亲决定给分别已七岁和九岁的两个儿子讲关 于性的知识。他从图书馆查出几本书，都是关于父母如何涉及这个话题的。在结 结巴巴地解释一番后，他长出了一口气，然后说：
9、“好了，孩子们，有什么问题 吗” “有，”小儿子立即回答。“问吧，”爸爸说，心提到了嗓子眼儿。“我们，”儿子问道，“可以得到新棒球手套了吗” 1分钟好笑的英语笑话篇五 All Right 没关系 Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to chool, I made a right turn at a red light when it wa prohibited. Uh-oh, I aid, realizing my mitake. I jut make an illegal turn.I gue it all right, my daughter replied, The police car behind u did the ame thing. 我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允 许的(译注:在一些国家如英国,其交通规则是车辆左行的,与我国相反)。啊噢，意 识到犯了错误，我说。我刚才拐弯是违章的。我想那没关系的，女儿回答说：我 们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。推荐访问: