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1、At the end of the pall bearer are carrying the caket out 到了仪式的尾声，正当抬棺材的人要将棺材抬出之际。when they accidentlly bump into a wall,jurring the caket. 他们一不小心撞到了一面墙壁，摇动了棺材。They hear faint moan. 他们听到了一个微弱无力的呻吟声。They open the caket and find that the woman i actually alive. 他们将棺材 打开，发现到这个女子实际上还活着。She live for ten m
2、ore year,and then die. 她又活了十多年，然后就死了. A ceremony i again held at the ame place, 在同样的地点再次举行葬礼， and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearer are again carrying out the caket. 而在葬礼的尾声， 抬棺材的人又再次要将棺材抬出去。A they are walking, 正当他们在走路的时候，the huband crie out,Watch out for that damn wall! 老公大声叫说：“小心 注意那面该死的墙
3、壁。” 英文笑话故事篇2 A man wa walking in the treet when he heard a voice: 有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音：Stop!Stand till!If you take one more tep,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. “停!站住不要动瞅口果你再走一步，就会有一个砖块掉到你的头上砸 死你。” The man topped and a big brick fell right in front of him. 这名男子停住了，一个大砖块就掉在他的面前。The ma
4、n wa atonihed . 这名男子非常惊讶。He went on,and after a while he wa going to cro the road. 他继续向前走：不久后，他要穿越马路。Once again the voice houted;那个声音再次叫说：Stop!Stand till!If you take one more tep a car will over you and you will die. “停!站住不要动，如果你再走一步，就会有一辆汽车辗过你，你就会 死掉。” The man did a he wa intructed, 这名男子因为曾被指示过，所以就
5、照着做， jut a a car came careening around the corner,barely miing him.此时正好有一辆汽车左摇右晃地冲过转角处，差一点撞上他。Where are you the man aked,Who are you 这名男子问说：“你在哪里你是谁” I am your guardian angle, the voice anwered. 这个声音回答说：“我是你的守护天使。” Oh yeah the man aked.And where the hell were you when I got married 这名男子问说：“喔，是吗那我结婚的
6、时候：你死到哪里去了” 英文笑话故事篇3 A man wa wandering around in a field , 有名男子在田野里徘徊 thinking about how good hi wife had been to him and how fortunate he wa to have her, 心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好，他多么幸运拥有她。He aked God,Why did you make her o kind hearted 他问上帝：“你为什么要把她造得这么心地善良” The Lord reponded,So you could love her ,my on. 主
7、响应说：“我儿 呀，这样你就会爱她呀。” Why did you make her o good looking “你为什么要把她造得这么貌美呢” So you could love her,my on . “我儿呀，这样你就会爱她呀。” Why did you make her uch a good cook “你为什么要把她造成一个很会做饭菜的人呢”So you could love her,my on. “我儿呀，这样你就会爱她呀。” The man thought about thi. 这名男子想了一下这件事。Then he aid , I dont mean to eem ungrateful or anything,but,why did you make her o tupid 然后他说:“我并不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什么的,可是，你为什 么把她造得这么笨” So he could love you,my on. “ 我儿呀，这样她就会爱你呀。”推荐访问: