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1、英语爆笑小笑话带翻译英语爆笑小笑话带翻译一：How to be like a gentlemanDick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aun
2、t took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman.Like a gentleman? Dick asked. How do gentlemen do it?They always give the bigger p
3、iece to the other person. answered his aunt at once.Oh said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,Cut this cake in half, Catherine.迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的.时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精致的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：喏，迪克，给
4、你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。迪克问：像一个绅士?绅士怎样做呢?他姨妈立刻回答说：绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。迪克说了一声噢。他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。英语爆笑小笑话带翻译二：他赢了Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who c
5、ould lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?约翰尼：我们做嬉戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。英语爆笑小笑话带翻译三：大手Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?Student: Big hands.老师：假如我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么?学生：大手。英语爆笑小笑话带翻译四：激烈
6、的话Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals(长声尖叫) of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I'm going to have one of those someday, his dad's response always was Not as long as I'm alive.O
7、ne day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I'm getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.我五岁的儿子对摩托车有剧烈的爱好。只要望见一辆摩托车，他就会兴奋得哇哇直叫，并激烈地说：瞧这辆!瞧这辆，我总有一天也要有一辆。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活着，你就别想有这玩艺儿。一天我们的儿子跟他的小挚友在说话，有一辆摩托车开了过去。他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道瞧这辆!瞧这辆!等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。