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1、英语小笑话爆笑带翻译 英语笑话带翻译笑话是一种用来逗笑取乐的文体。笑话,不仅能让同学们在日常生活和学习中时常地会心一笑,还能从中学习到不少的英语学问。小编整理了英语爆笑小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!英语爆笑小笑话带翻译篇一场景Did you hear the one about the ethnic who came home and found his wife between the sheets with another man? Well，he pulls out a gun, saying, That’s enough! I’m going to put an en
2、d to this once and for all! Then he puts the gun up to his head.你有没有听说过有一个人，当他回到家后发觉自己的妻子正和另一个男人在鬼混，他立即拔出手枪喊到:我受够了!看来今日是要做一个了结了!说完他将枪口对准自己的头。The unfaithful wife shouts, "Don’t do it! Don’t do it! Don’t kill yourself ! The enraged ethnic replies, "Shut up, bitch，because yo
3、u're next!这时那个荡妇喊到:不，不要这样，你可不能自杀呀!那人听了生气地吼道:闭嘴，泼妇，下一个死的就是你!英语爆笑小笑话带翻译篇二A farmer purchases an old，run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds，the farmhouse is falling apart，and the fences are collapsing all around.一个农夫买了一块破旧荒废的农场
4、，他打算把这块农场变成兴盛的园林。然而目前这块地是杂草丛生，房屋破旧不堪，四周的篱笆也是东倒西歪。During his first day of work，the town preacher stops by to bless the man’s work，saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!在他第一天工作的时候，城里的一个传教士给他送去了祝愿:愿上帝与你一起实现你的幻想吧!A few months later, the preacher stops by
5、again to call on the farmer. Iok and behold，it’s like a completely different place-the farmhouse is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition，there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens，and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat row
6、s.几个月以后，那个传教士又一次来到农场，快看那，这里与上次相比简直是天壤之别。房屋重新修好了，条件也比以前好多了，成群的牛羊在欢快地吃着青草，地里的庄稼也整整齐齐的排列着。"Amazing! the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"太奇妙了，传教士惊呼道:看那，上帝和你一起实现了你的幻想!"Yes, reverend, says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God
7、was working it alone!"没错，教士，那个农夫说道:可你也要记住当时这个农场只由上帝一人支配的时候是个什么样子!英语爆笑小笑话带翻译篇三"God is Dead. –Nietzsche尼采说:上帝死了。"Nietzsche is dead. –God上帝说:尼采死了。"Therefore, Nietzsche is God. "-Plato柏拉图说:这样看来，尼采就是上帝。看了英语爆笑小笑话带翻译的人还看了：1.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则2.英语小笑话带翻译爆笑长一点大全3.关于爆笑英文小笑话带翻译4.爆笑英语小笑话带翻译5.英语小笑话大全爆笑带翻译6.英语小笑话带翻译爆笑大全本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第4页 共4页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页