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1、【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this,John?”John got up and said:“Your forefingerf:,fi”老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀？约翰，这是什么呀？”约翰站起身来，说：约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。是你的食指。”【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）（在地理课上）老师
2、用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀？约翰，这是什么呀？”约翰站起身来，说：约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。是你的食指。”A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this,John?”John got up and said:“Your forefinger”【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）（在物理课上）Teacher:Explainiksplein,please,the effectifekt of cold
3、 and heat and give examplesPupil（学学生）生）:Cold contractskntrkts,heat expandsikspndz Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。短的原因。【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）（在物理课上）老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。老师：请解释一
4、下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。因。Teacher:Explain,please,the effect of cold and heatand give examplesPupil（学学生）生）:Cold contracts,heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer【3】Twenty-eight DaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tell me which month has twenty-eigh
5、t days in itNick（thinks a little and says）：）：They all have老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。【3】Twenty-eight Days老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。Teacher:Now,Nick,tell me which mon
6、th has twenty-eight days in itNick（thinks a little and says）：）：They all have【4】The penBill:Mary,give me your pen,pleaseMary:Why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill:Because it always makes so many mistakes比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误比尔
7、：因为它经常产生许多错误。【4】The pen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill:Mary,give me your pen,pleaseMary:why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill:Because it always makes so many mistakes【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）（安妮的年龄）Teacher:How old are you,
8、Anne?Anne:FifteenTeacher:But you were only seven last year,and now you are eight years oldAnne:Well,seven last year and eight this year make fifteen老师：安妮，你几岁？老师：安妮，你几岁？安妮：十五岁。安妮：十五岁。老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）（安妮的年龄）老师：安妮，你几岁？老师
9、：安妮，你几岁？安妮：十五岁。安妮：十五岁。老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。Teacher:How old are you,Anne?Anne:FifteenTeacher:But you were only seven last year,and now you are eight years oldAnne:Well,seven last year and eight this year make fifteen 6Ann on Tom said:You are
10、pigs.Tom said:I am a pig strange!from Ann called Tom pig strange,and finally one day,Tom could not help but face the front of everyone shouted Ann:I am not a strange pig!6Ann对Tom说：“你是猪。”Tom说：“我是猪才怪！”从此Ann就叫Tom猪才怪，终于有一天，Tom忍不住当着众人的面对Ann吼道：“我不是猪才怪！”7A:“This matter I just tell you one person,you must t
11、he secretsi:krit for me.B:“Trusttrst,not only I want secret for you,I will tell everybody to be secret for you.7甲：”这件事我只告诉你一人，请你千万为我保密。乙：”放心，不但我要为你保密，我还要告诉大家都来为你保密。”8Stupid Question Dan was the doormand:mn of a club in a big city.Everyday,thousands of people passed his door,and a lot of them stopped
12、 and asked him,Whats the time,please?After a few months,Dan said to himself,Im not going to answer all those stupid people any more.Im going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here.Then he did so.“Now people arent going to stop and ask me the time,he thought happily.But after that,a lot of people stopped,looked at the clock and then asked Dan,Is that clock right?”8愚蠢的问题 丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口，而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点？”几个月后，丹想:“我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了，我要去买一只大钟，把它挂在这儿的墙上。”于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。“现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他高兴地想。可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，看看钟，然后问丹:“这钟准吗？”