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1、【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this,John?”John got up and said:“Your forefinger”【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this,John?”John got up and sa
2、id:“Your forefinger”【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）（在物理课上）Teacher:Explain,please,the effect of cold and heatand give examplesPupil（学学生）生）:Cold contracts,heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）（在物理课上）Teacher:Explain,please,the effect
3、of cold and heatand give examplesPupil（学学生）生）:Cold contracts,heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer【3】Twenty-eight DaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tell me which month has twenty-eight days in itNick（thinks a little and says）：）：They all have【3】Twenty-eight DaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tel
4、l me which month has twenty-eight days in itNick（thinks a little and says）：）：They all have【4】The penBill:Mary,give me your pen,pleaseMary:why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill:Because it always makes so many mistakes【4】The pen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢玛丽：为什么你不想用你
5、自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill:Mary,give me your pen,pleaseMary:why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill:Because it always makes so many mistakes【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）（安妮的年龄）Teacher:How old are you,Anne?Anne:FifteenTeacher:But you were only seven last year,and now you are eight years oldAnne:Well,seven last year and eight this year make fifteen【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）（安妮的年龄）Teacher:How old are you,Anne?Anne:FifteenTeacher:But you were only seven last year,and now you are eight years oldAnne:Well,seven last year and eight this year make fifteen