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1、英语幽默小故事16篇_英语趣味小故事 在繁忙的学习工作中，阅读一些幽默笑话是我们放松心情的好方式。既然这样，那么你知道英语幽默小故事有哪些吗？下面学习啦我为大家带来英语幽默小故事16篇_英语趣味小故事，希望大家喜爱! 英语幽默小故事1：Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic
2、 Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 幽默故事翻译：中间战术 三个相互争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观
3、者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后打算了一个大招牌，上面只简洁地写着：“入口处”。 英语幽默小故事2：Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, offic
4、ers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "Im going abroad tomorrow, but Id be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling
5、 her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "Ive come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said. "Oh, thats all right," answered Joan. "
6、Im his sister." "Im very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "Im his mother!" 幽默故事翻译： 在其次次世界大战中，有很多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了很多男士，包括军官和士兵。 一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但假如我们能够相互写信，我会很兴奋。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里始终通着信。 后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告知她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。 琼
7、到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来探望军官汉弗雷斯。” “这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。 “噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。” “很兴奋相识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。” 英语幽默小故事3：Two Soldiers Two soldiers were in camp. The first ones name was George, and the second ones name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?" Bill said, &quo
8、t;Yes, I have," and he gave them to him. Then George said, "Now I havent got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one. Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George sai
9、d to him, "Are you going out?" Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door. George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and." He stopped. "What do you want now?" Bill said to him. George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, &q
10、uot;Whats your girl-friends address?" 幽默故事翻译： 军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?” 比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。 乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治起先写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。 这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?” 比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。 乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有.”他停住了。 “你还要什么?”比尔问。 乔治看着信封说：“你女挚友的地址是-?” 英语幽默小故事4：F
11、ive Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But Johns brother had joined the army a few days before, and the sam
12、e doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boys family name, so when he saw Johns papers, he was surprised. "How old are you?" he said. "Eighteen, sir," said John. "But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?" &qu
13、ot;Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am." 幽默故事翻译：五个月大 其次次世界大战起先了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。 可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到特别惊异。 “你多大了?”军医问。 “十八，长官。”约翰说。 “可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?” 约翰脸红了
14、，说：“哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。” 英语幽默小故事5：West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, &
15、quot;to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point." One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point." 幽默故事翻译： 父亲、哥哥和我到西点军校去观看一场陆军与
16、波士顿高校之间的橄榄球赛。起先之前，我们到处转了转，遇到很多穿着整齐制服的学员。几名游客问新兵是否情愿摆出军姿来让他们摄。“好让我们的儿子知道，假如他到西点军校来学习会得到什么。” 一对中年夫妇走近一名特别美丽的女学员，问她是否情愿摆个姿态照相。他们说明说：“我们想让儿子知道他没来西点军校错过了什么。” 英语幽默小故事6：Present for Girlfriend At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave h
17、er name on it?" the jeweler asked. The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it To my one and only love. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again." 幽默故事翻译：送给女友的礼物 在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个珍贵的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗?”珠宝商问道。 那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：“不-在上面刻给我唯一的爱。这样，假如我们闹崩
18、了，我还可以再用到它。” 英语幽默小故事7：Be Careful What You Wish For A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one
19、wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husbands turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, Id like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand, and B
20、oom! He was ninety. 幽默故事翻译：慎重许愿 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天诞生。 庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。 妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。 接下来该丈夫许愿了。他迟疑片刻，羞涩地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。” 仙女捡起了魔术棒。“呯!”，他变成了90岁。 英语幽默小故事8：Wood Fire One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male
21、animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened." "Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of themselves?" 幽默故事翻译：森林之火 一名妇女向她最好的挚友大谈雄性动物的特性：“丈夫们就像是森林里的火，一不留意，他们就会燃烧起来。” “那是不是意味着，”另一个问道，“他们将自己烧成灰烬?” 英语幽默小故事9：Best Reward A naval office
22、r fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. "The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew Id pulled you out, theyd chuck me in." 幽默故事翻译：最好的奖赏 一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能答谢他。
23、“最好的方法，长官，”这名水手说，“是别声张这事。假如其他人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。” 英语幽默小故事10：Napoleon Was ill Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decide
24、d that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year. "Hes a good boy," said Jacks father, "and if you let him pass this time, Im sure hell improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well." "No
25、, no, thats quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didnt know!" "Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jacks father. "You see, Im afraid we dont take any newspaper in our house, so none
26、 of us even know that Napoleon was ill." 幽默故事翻译：拿破仑病了 杰克到一所高校去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。然而，杰克的父亲确定去见教授，剧烈要求让杰克接着来年的学业。 “他是个好孩子，”杰克的父亲说：“您要是让他这次及格，我信任他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他肯定会考好的。” “不，不，那不行能，”教授立刻回答。“你知道吗?上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的，他都不知道。” “先生，请再给他一次机会吧。”杰克的父亲说：“你不知道，唯恐是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第14页 共14页第 14 页 共 14 页第 14 页 共 14 页第 14 页 共 14 页第 14 页 共 14 页第 14 页 共 14 页第 14 页 共 14 页第 14 页 共 14 页第 14 页 共 14 页第 14 页 共 14 页第 14 页 共 14 页