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1、关于经典英语笑话故事精选 英语笑话100篇笑话由于其滑稽可笑的特点而为人们长久以来所喜欢。而人们对笑话的热衷与喜欢也促使人们在开怀捧腹的同时对笑话为何可以使人发笑这一问题进展考虑。WTT精心搜集了关于经典英语笑话故事，供大家欣赏学习!关于经典英语笑话故事：The pet parrotA woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her pany at home.She decidedshe would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldnt be as much work as say
2、 a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot.She went to the owner of the store and asked how much.The owner said it was $50.Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasnt more e_pensive, she agreed to buy it.The ow
3、ner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse.Sometimes it says pretty vulgar stuff.”The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird.She said she would buy it anyway.The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home.S
4、he hung the birds cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new madam.”The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought “thats not so bad.”A couple hours later, the womans two teenage daughters re
5、turned from school.When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, “New house, new madam, new whores.”The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but then began to laugh about the situation.A couple of hours later, the womans husband came home from work.The bird looked at him and
6、 said, “New house, new madam, new whores.Hi George!”关于经典英语笑话故事：These chickens want booksA pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, Buk Buk BUK. The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them.and the chickens leave shortly thereaf
7、ter.Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite ve_ed and say, Buk Buk BuKKOOK! The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them.The chickens leave as before.The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the li
8、brarian, looking very annoyed and say, Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook! The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens.She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park.At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wan
9、ting to be seen.She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, “Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit.”关于经典英语笑话故事：A snail buys a fast new carThere was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.He decided to get some fast wheels to make
10、up the difference.After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted “240-S”.The dealer asks, “Why S?”The snail replies, “S stands for snail.I want everybody w
11、ho sees me roaring past to know whos driving.”Well, the dealer doesnt want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.And whene
12、ver anyone would see him zooming by, theyd say “Wow! Look at that S-car go!”关于经典英语笑话故事：A frog calls a psychicRecently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.A frog telephones the Psychic Hotl
13、ine and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”“No,” says the psychic.“Ne_t semester in her biology class.”关于经典英语笑话故事：Theyre boasting about race recordsSome race horses sta
14、ying in a stable.One of them starts to boast about his track record.“In the last 15 races, Ive won 8 of them!”Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, Ive won 19!”“Oh thats good, but in the last 36 races, Ive won 28!”, says another, flicking his tail.At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening.“I dont mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, Ive won 88 of them!”The horses are clearly amazed.“Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence.“A talking dog.”“关于经典英语笑话故事”END第 6 页 共 6 页