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1、经典英语笑话故事精选_英语笑话100篇笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。本文是经典英语笑话故事，有帮助!经典英语笑话故事：Thats Me 是我啊In a darkest night, a policeman watches a staggering man trying in vain to unlock a door.“Is this your home?” the policeman asks.“Sure, Ill prove it to you if you help me.” Inside, the man e_plains, “You se
2、e, this is my bedroom.And this is my wife.”“And who is the man ne_t to her?” the policeman wants to know.“Thats me!”在一个漆黑的夜晚，一名警观察到一个醉醺醺的男人怎么也打不开门。“这是你家吗?”警察问。“当然，假如你帮我，我将证明给你看。”走进屋里，那人说：“你瞧，这是我的卧室，这是我太太。”“那她身边的男人是谁?”警察想知道。“那是我啊!”经典英语笑话故事：The Customer Is Always Right 顾客永远是对的The manager of a shop was
3、 yelling at one of his staff.“I saw you arguing with a customer,” he said crossly.“Will you please remember that in my shop the customer is always right? Do you understand?”“Yes, sir,” said the assistant.“The customer is always right.”“Now what were you arguing about?”“Well sir, he said you were an
4、idiot.”商店的经理正在训斥一名员工。“我看见你和一个顾客吵架，” 他非常恼火地说，“请你记住，在我的店里，顾客永远是对的。你懂吗?”“是的，先生，”店员说，“顾客永远是对的。”“那你刚刚和他吵什么?”“噢，先生，他说你是个白痴。”经典英语笑话故事：He Understood 他懂了Two Americans were traveling in Spain.One morning they came into a little restaurant for lunch.They did not know Spanish, and their waiter did not know Engl
5、ish.They wanted him to understand that they wanted some milk and sandwiches.At first they pronounced the word “milk” many times.Then they spelled it.But the waiter could not understand them.At last one of them took a piece of paper and began to draw a cow.He was finishing his drawing, when the waite
6、r looked at it and ran out of the restaurant.“Do you see,” said one of the travelers, “what a pencil can do for a man who has difficulties in a foreign country?”The waiter was back again some time after, but he brought no milk.He put down in front of the two men tickets for a bullfight.两个美国人在西班牙旅游。一
7、天上午，他们走进一家小餐馆吃午饭。他们不会说西班牙语，侍者也不会说英语。他们想让侍者知道他们想要点一些牛奶和三明治。起初，他们说了好屡次“牛奶”，接着又写了下来，而侍者还是不明白他们说的是什么。最后，其中一个人拿出一张纸，画了一头牛。画完后，侍者一眼，便跑了出去。“看到了吧，”其中的一个人说道，“一支铅笔对一个身在国外并遇到困难的人来说是多么重要!”不一会儿，侍者回来了，不过拿的却不是牛奶。他在这两个人面前放了两张斗牛的表演票。经典英语笑话故事：Hair Transplant 移植头发A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.“How can I help
8、 you?” asked the stylist.“I went for a hair transplant,” the guy e_plained, “but I couldnt stand the pain.If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any disfort, I will pay you $5000.”“No problem,” said the stylist, and she quickly shaved her head.一个秃头的人在一家美容店里坐了下来。“您需要什么效劳呢?”美容师问。“我以前做过头发移植，”这个人解释道，“可是我忍受不了疼痛。假设你可以让我的头发像你的一样，却又不会给我带来什么不舒适的感觉，我就给你5000美圆。”“没问题，”美容师说，于是，她很快剃光了自己的头发。看了“经典英语笑话故事”END第 5 页 共 5 页