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1、关于短篇英语笑话欣赏:英语笑话100篇话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。WTT精心收集了关于短篇英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!关于短篇英语笑话：Make your fortune “How did you make your fortune?”“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”“I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience.”“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”“How did that help?”“那有什么用?”“Now he h
2、as the experience and I the money.”“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”关于短篇英语笑话：Two Birds 两只鸟Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us whichis which?老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。Teacher: Please tell us.老师：
3、请说说看。Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。关于短篇英语笑话：心不在焉的教授 The absent-minded professor shouted: “Kate, e to the blackboard!”粗心的教授大声地喊道：“凯特，到黑板前面来!”Another student says, “Kate is absent, Professor.”另外一个学生说：“教授，凯特没来。”“Silent! Let Kate
4、speak for herself.”“别说话，让凯特自己讲。”关于短篇英语笑话：丢失的钱包 A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking inher purse, she mented, “Hmmm. That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill init. Now there are twenty $1 bills.”一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她看了看钱包，说
5、：“嗯，这么有趣，我丢的时候里面是一张20美元，现在成了20张一美元。”The boy quickly replied, “That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't haveany change for a reward.”“没错，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我捡到钱包时，那位夫人没有零钱奖赏给我。”关于短篇英语笑话：Never Mind A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “
6、They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!” he cried out.一个醉汉打电话给警察局，报告小偷光顾了他的车，“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。”However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time “Never mind,” the drunk said with a hiccup, “I got in the back seat by mistake.”然而在警察还没有开始调查时，电话又一次响了起来，“没事了”，醉汉打着嗝说，“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”看了“关于短篇英语笑话”的人【END】第 4 页 共 4 页