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1、2021经典英语笑话小短文精选 英语笑话短文经典英语笑话小短文篇一It’s Good to Admit a FaultJohn is not a ;good; student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.;John!; Teacher says angrily.;What? What’s wrong?; John is awaken.;Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.; Teac
2、her says.;No one is laughing.; Teacher says.;No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.; John fells upset.;Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.; Teacher is satisfied with it.认错约翰并不是个;好;学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。;约翰!;老师生气地喊他。;什么?出什么事了?;约翰醒了。;你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室
3、!看看!同学们都在笑!;老师生气地说。;没有人在笑呀。;其他同学笑声地嘀咕。;不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。;约翰感到不安。;嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是给好孩子;老师为此感到满意。经典英语笑话小短文篇二It Must Be CrowdedA teacher is telling his students, ;The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.;And a boy laughs and says, ;It must get crowded when it’s a cresce
4、nt moon.;一定很拥挤一位告诉学生：;月亮非常大，上面能住几百人。;一个男孩笑着说：;当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊!;经典英语笑话小短文篇三Are Flies Yummy?Tony and his father are eating dinner.Suddenly Tony asks his father, ;Dad, are flies yummy?;Dad frowns and says, ;No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly questio
5、n.;But Tony says, ; There was one fly in your plate.;苍蝇好吃吗?托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。突然，托尼问他的爸爸：;爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗?;爸爸皱眉说：;我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。;可是托尼说：;刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。;经典英语笑话小短文篇四I Don’t Want to Walk HomeTom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’cloc
6、k.But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, ;The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.;After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, ;Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you ca
7、n’t find the way, what’s the matter?;The old man smiles like a child and says, ;I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.;我不想走回家汤姆是一位老人，他喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步，在7点回来睡觉。但是，今天晚上一辆小汽车停在他家门前，汤姆在一位警察的帮助下走下汽车。警察告诉汤姆的妻子：;这位老人在街上迷路了，他让我用汽车送他回来。;警察走后：;汤姆，你每天都到那条街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了?;这位老人像孩子般的笑道：;我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。;看了;经典英语笑话小短文;的人还看了：1.经典的英文笑话小短文2.经典英语简短小笑话阅读3.英文冷笑话小短文精选4.超级搞笑英语笑话小短文5.经典英语笑话短文阅读第 4 页 共 4 页