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1、最简单的英语笑话 关于英语笑话的小短文民间笑话故事像神话小说等民间文学一样，是广阔劳动人民在长期的消费劳动和与自然界作斗争的过程中，以口头形式创作和传承的文学体裁。WTT整理了关于英语笑话的小短文，!关于英语笑话的小短文：Three SurgeonsThree famous surgeons were bragging about(吹嘘，夸耀) their skills.“A man came to me who had his hand cut off,” said one.“Today that man is a concert violinist(小提琴家) .” “Thats noth
2、ing,” said another.“A guy came to me who had his legs cut off.I stitched(缝纫，装订)them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner.”“I can top both of you,” said the third.“One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident.There was nothing left but a horses posterior(后部，臀部) - and a pair of glass
3、es.Today that man is seated in United States Senate.”三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术，“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。”“这算不了什么，”另一个说，“一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是马拉松选手。”“我比你们两个都强，”第三个说，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的车祸，除了一个马屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都没有留下。如今，那人坐在美国参议院里。”关于英语笑话的小短文：Good wishes 良好的心愿One day a boy came to his teacher and said
4、: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over some roast p
5、ig.Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.一天有个男孩去对他教师说：教师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。当然啰，教师说，去告诉你父亲，多谢他想着我。好几天过去了，再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。最后教师对男孩说：我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。是啊，孩子说，他是这么想的，可后来猪又没病了。关于英语笑话的小短文：He Swore to Die 他曾发誓要死If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.She refused him.Si_ty years later, he
6、 died.假如你不容许嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。 她回绝了他。 六十年后，他死了。关于英语笑话的小短文：Do You Know My Work 你知道我是干嘛的吗One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.Before I came out, said one, I ran into some of the rooms and found a lo
7、t of money.People dont think of money when theyre afraid.When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it.So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.You dont know my work, said the other.What is your work?Im a policeman.Oh! cried the first man.He t
8、hought quickly and said, and do you know my work? No, said the policeman.Im a writer.Im always telling stories about things that never happened.一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。两个人站在外面，看着大火。在我出来之前，其中一个说，我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。假如有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬，所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了，没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。你不知道我是干什么的，另一个
9、说。你是干什么的?我是警察。噢!第一个人喊了一声，他灵机一动，说：那你知道我是干什么的?不知道。警察说。我是个作家，我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。关于英语笑话的小短文：An E_act Number 准确数字A tourist was visiting New Me_ico and was amazed at the dinosaur(恐龙) bones lying about.How old are these bones? the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide.E_actly one hun
10、dred million and three years old.How can you be so sure? inquired the tourist.Well, replied the guide, a geologist(地质学家) came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was e_actly three years ago.一位游客在新墨西哥游览，他对随处可见的恐龙化石甚感惊奇。这些化石有多长的历史?游客问一个上了年纪的当地美国人，他是作向导的。整整十亿零三年了。你怎么这么肯定?游客问道。哦，向导答复道，一个地质学家来过这儿，他告诉我说这些化石有十亿年了，再加上那是整整三年前的事了。“关于英语笑话的小短文”END第 5 页 共 5 页