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1、有关英语小笑话小短文精选 英语笑话短文民间笑话的根本功能在于引人发笑,在这个使人惊慌而倍感压抑的商品经济时代,笑话成了抚慰人焦灼灵魂的一剂良药。小编整理了有关英语小笑话小短文，欢迎阅读!有关英语小笑话小短文篇一As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besi
2、de the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?he asked the owner. "Yep, that's him,came the reply. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"Be
3、cause,the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!"一名生疏人走进一家乡间小商店，看到玻璃门上帖着的一个告示牌上写着，危急! 当心有狗! 进去后，他看到一条样子一点都不凶的老狗趴在收款机旁边的地板上睡觉。 这就是大伙都得留神的那只狗啊? 生疏人问店主。是，就是他，店主回答。 听到这个回答， 生疏人觉得很好笑。我觉得那条狗一点都不行怕。 你帖那个告示做什么? 因为， 店主说明说，在我帖告示之前， 大伙老被他绊倒。有关英语小笑话小短文篇二Younger Sco
4、ut: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区分开呢?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。假如你其次天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。有关英语小笑话小短文篇三"Do you believe in life after death?the boss asked one of his
5、 employees. "Yes, Sir.the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine,the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.你信任人能死后重生吗?老板问他的一个员工。 我信任，先生。这位刚上班不久的员工回答。 哦，那还好。老板接着说。 你昨天提早下班去参与你祖母的葬礼后，她老人
6、家到这儿看你来了。有关英语小笑话小短文篇四The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. &q
7、uot;You'll never believe this one, I told him.I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"我所工作的精品家具商店是从20世纪二十年头以来就营业的。最近我接到一个妇女的
8、电话。她想换一套餐具中的一些椅子。这套餐具她是在三十年头从我们这儿买的。我向她保证说我们可以帮她的忙，于是我向部门经理寻求帮助。你恒久也不会信任，我对他说，我刚接到一个顾客的电话，她在三十年头从我们这里买了一些椅子。 我还没来得及说她的要求，经理就打断了我的话：你别告知我她到现在还没收到货!看了有关英语小笑话小短文的人还看了：1.关于英文笑话小短文精选2.关于经典英语小笑话小短文3.爆笑英文笑话小短文精选4.经典英语笑话短文大全5.关于英语笑话小短文加翻译精选本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第4页 共4页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页