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1、目录一.英语小幽默-4二.单词填空 22三.趣味英语单词 23四.有 趣 的“颜色”26五.英语巧翻译 29六.几种趣味英语教学法 36七.巧记单词 37八.顺口溜记单词 41九.趣味英语竞赛题 52十.智力测试 56十一.智力问答 57十二.英语感情的表白 58十三.英语绕口令 60十四.英语小知识 65十 五.90后 的“A到Z”生存法则-66十六.英汉互译中的谚语巧合-71十七.四大名著的外文译名 76十八.学生生活中重要的10句话-77十九.趣味英语问答 78二十.开心测试：经典英语智力题-80二十一.6 个英文字母读完母亲一生-87二十二.英语“come”的妙用-89二十三.中国小吃
2、的英文表达-91二十四.趣谈英语“Dog”的用法-93二十五.趣味英语：“吃”字译法小议-94二十六.英语谚语大集合-97二十七.让你受益匪浅的十句英语名言-106二十八.英国人生活常用18种手势的含义-108二十九.26个字母教你获得最完美的感情-111三十.12个中国式英语典型错误-116.英语 一竞能如此搞笑？-121三十二.喝汤为什么不是drink soup?-126三十三.圣诞、新年祝福用语 128三十四.教师节的英语祝福语 135三十五.值得记住的英语名言 141三十六.英文佳句:不可不读的20条生活的忠告 151三十七.17句超强英语，让你眼前一亮-154三十八.英语中关于动物的
3、习惯用法-155三十九.英语颜色词的不同涵义-160四十.学习英语的三十个好习惯-164四十一.学几句有趣的英语（很好玩）-169四十二.原来国家的英文名字如此浪漫-170四十三.全球经典的爆笑英语解说-173四十四.和十二生肖有关的趣味习惯用语-174四十五.英语表示“走”的20种形式-179四十六.英语谚语500句 181四十七.英语谜语 228四十八.简单英语竞猜 236四十九.英语脑筋急转弯 255一.英语小幽默1.When a Tiger comesTwo guys were walking through the jungle.All of asudden,a tiger appe
4、ars from a distance,running towardsthem.One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes“from hisbag and starts to put them on.The other guy with asurprised look and exclaims,“Do you think you will runfaster than the tiger with those?”His friend replies:I dont have to out run it,I justhave to run faster th
5、an you.2.But the teacher criedThe six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.His father knewit,but his grandma doted on him.He hardly left her side.Andwhen he wanted anything,he either cried or threw a tempertantrum.Then came his first day of school,his first day awayfrom his grandmothers loving arms.Wh
6、en he came home from school his grandma met himat the door.Was school all right?she asked,Did you get along allright?did you cry?Cry?John asked.No,I didnt cry,but the teacherdid!六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”“哭？”约翰问，“不，
7、我没哭，可老师哭了。”3.Is that clock right?Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.Everyday,thousands of people passed his door,and a lot of themstopped and asked him,Whats the time,please?After afew months,Dan said to himself,Tm not going to answer allthose stupid people any more.Im going to buy a big cl
8、ockand put it upon the wall here.Then he did so.Now peoplearent going to stop and ask me the time,he thought happily.But after that,a lot of people stopped,looked at the clockand then asked Dan,Is that clock right?4.Talking on the TelephoneEach Sunday the minister called the children to the frontof
9、the church while telling them a story.Once he brought atelephone to bette门llustrate the idea of prayer.You talk topeople on the telephone and dont see them of the other endof the line,right?he began.The children nodded yes.Well,talking to god is like talking on the telephone.Hes on theother end,but
10、you cant see him.He is listening,though.Just then a little boy piped up and asked,Whats hisnumber?每个星期天，牧师都把孩子们叫到教堂前面给他们讲一个故事。一次，为了更好地说明祈祷的意义，他把电话拿来了。“你们在电话里与人交谈，但是看不到电话线另一端的那些人,对吗？”牧师开始讲道。孩子们点头称是。“那好，跟上帝交谈也就象在电话里跟人交谈一样，上帝在另一端，虽然他在听着，但是你们却看不到他。”这时，一个孩子大声叫着问道：“他的电话号码是多少？”5.A Never Finished JobI was g
11、oing away for a few days and left my husband alist of chores.For fun,I put down as Item 5:Think about yourwife a lot.After I returned,my husband proudly reported that hehad completed every job.When I saw the list,however,each item except No.5 had been crossed off.Whats this!Iexclaimed,Didnt you thin
12、k about me while I was gone?My chagrin vanished when he replied cheerfully,Istarted to,but just never finished.一直没干完的活我离开家几天，给丈夫留了个条儿，写下需要做的杂活。为了跟他逗着玩儿，我的第五条写的是：多想念你的妻子。当我回来后，我丈夫非常自豪地向我汇报，他干完了所有的活。当我看条子时，除了第五条，所有的活都干完划掉了，”这是怎么回事！“我惊讶道，”我不在时，你不想我吗？“他高兴地说：”我开始干了，不过这活一直还没做完。“这时我的委屈都消失了。6.How much is fo
13、ur minus four?One day,the teacher inquired of Peter:How much is fourminus four?Peter was tongue-tied.The teacher got angryand said:What a fool!You see,if I put four coins in your pocket,but there is a hole in yourpocket and all of them leak out,now what is left in yourpocket?The hole,replied Petero四
14、 减 四 等 于 儿？一 天，老 师 问 彼 得：“4减4等 于 几？”彼 得 张 口 结 舌 答 不上 来。老 师 生 气 地 说：“真 笨！你 想，我 要 是 往 你 口 袋 里 放 四 个硬 币，而 你 的 口 袋 上 有 个 窟 窿，硬 币 全 漏 掉 了，那 么，你衣袋里 还 剩 下 什 么？”“窟 窿，”彼 得 答 道。Notes:tongue-tied:张 口结舌(2)leak out:泄漏A small leak will sink a great ship.谚 小洞沉大船;小患不治成 大 灾。7 o A dog can play the pianoA guy walks in
15、to a bar with a small dog.The bartender says,Get out of here with that dog!The guy says,But this isntjust any dog.this dog can play the piano!The bartenderreplies,Well,if he can play that piano,you both can stay.and have a drink on the house!So the guy sits the dog onthe piano stool,and the dog star
16、ts playing.Ragtime,Mozart.and the bartender and patrons are enjoying themusic.Suddenly a bigger dog runs in,grabs the small dog bythe scruff of the neck,and drags him out.The bartenderasks the guy,What was that all about?The guy replies,Oh,that was his mother.She wanted him to be a doctor.一个人带着他的狗走进
17、一家酒吧。酒吧服务生对他说，“这里不能带狗进来，请离开吧!”那个人对服务生说，“这可不是一般的狗，它可是会弹钢琴的!”服务生回答说，“呃，如果它真的能弹钢琴，你们可以免费在这喝上一杯!”那个人把狗放到了弹钢琴坐的凳子上面，狗就开始了演奏，先是拉格泰姆音乐、接着弹莫扎特还有其它的 服务生和顾客们都非常欣赏它的弹奏。突然，一 只 体 型更大的狗跑了进来，一把抓住小狗的脖子就把它拽出去了。酒吧服务生问那个人，“那是怎么回事？”那 人 回 答，噢，那是它妈妈。她不想它儿子玩音乐，而是做一名医生。”8.The mean mans party.The notorious cheap skate final
18、ly decided to have aparty.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,hesaid,Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot.Why use my elbow and foot?Well,gosh,was the reply,Youre not comingempty-hangded,are you?吝啬鬼请客一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他
19、家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。9.the plural formTeacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?老师：汤姆，“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么？Tom:Men.汤姆：“男人们”。Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?老师：答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢？Tom:Twins.汤姆：双胞胎。10.Fathers ThingsWhen Tom Howard was seve
20、nteen years old he was astall as his father,so he began to borrow Mr.Howardsclothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in theevening.Mr.Howard did not like this,and he always got veryangry when he found his son wearing any of his things.One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out,hisfather
21、 stopped him in the hall.He looked at Toms clothesvery carefully.Then he said angrily,Isnt that one of my ties,Tom?Yes,Father,it is,answered Tom.And that shirts mine too.Yes,thats yours too,answered Tom.And youre wearing my belt!said Mr.Howard.Yes,I am,Father,answered Tom.You dont want yourtrousers
22、to fall down,do you?父亲的东西汤姆 霍德华十七岁的时候，长得和父亲一样高了，于是当他晚上和朋友一起出去时，就开始借父亲的衣服穿。霍德华先生可不喜欢这样，当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服时，总是非常生气。一天晚上，汤姆下楼准备出去，父亲在门厅里拦住了他。他细细打量着汤姆的穿着。然后他气呼呼地说：“汤姆，那不是我的一条领带吗？”汤姆回答说：“是的，父亲，是你的领带。”“还有那衬衫也是我的。”“是的，衬衫也是你的。”汤姆回答说。“还有呢，你连皮带也用我的。”霍德华先生说。“是的，父亲，”汤姆回答说，“你不愿意让你的裤子掉下来吧？”11.Do You Know My Work?One n
23、ight a hotel caught fire,and the people whowere staying in it ran out in their night clothes.一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.两个人站在外面，看着大火。Before I came out,said one,I ran into some ofthe rooms and found a lot of money.People dontthink of money when theyre
24、afraid.When anyoneleaves paper money in a fire,the fire burn sit.So Itook all the bills that I could find.No one will bepoorer because I took them“在 我 出 来 之 前，”其 中 一 个 人 说，“我 跑 进 一 些 房 间，找到了 一 大 笔 钱。人 在 恐 惧 中 是 不 会 想 到 钱 的。如 果 有 人 把 纸 币 留在 火 里，火 就 会 把 它 烧 成 灰 烬。所 以 我 把 我 所 能 找 到 的 钞 票 都拿 走 了。没 有 人 会
25、 因 为 我 拿 走 它 们 而 变 得 更 穷。”You dont know my work,said the other.“你 不 知 道 我 是 干 什 么 的。”另 一 个 人 说。What is your work?你 是 干 什 么 的?Im a policeman.“我 是 警 察。”Oh!cried the first man.He thought quickly andsaid,And do you know my work?“噢！，第 一 个 人 喊 了 一 声。他 灵 机 一 动，说：“那 你 知 道 我是 干 什 么 的？”No,said the policeman.“
26、不 知 道。”警 察 说。”Im a writer.Im always tellings to ries aboutthings that never happened.“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”1 2.Whose Son Is the Greatest?The mothers of four priests got together and werediscussing their sons.My son is a monsignor,said the firstproud woman.When he enters a room,people say,Hello,Mon
27、signor.The second mother went on,My son is a bishop.Whenhe enters a room,people say,Hello,Your Excellency.My son is a cardinal.continued the next one.When heenters a room,people say,Hello,Your Eminence.The fourth mother thought for a moment.My son issix-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds,she said,When h
28、eenters a room,people say,Oh,my God.四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。“我儿子是个牧师，”第一个骄傲的母亲说，“当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，您好，牧 师。”第二个母亲接着说，“我儿子是个主教，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，您好，主教阁下。”“我儿子是红衣主教，”第三个母亲继续，“当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，您好，尊敬的红衣主教。”第四个母亲想了一会儿，说：“我儿子身高6尺10 口 寸，体重300磅，当他走进一个房间时，人们都说，哦，我的上帝！”13.Why are you late?Teacher：Johnny,why are you late
29、for school everymorning?老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？Johnny：Every time when I come to the corner,aguidepost says,School-GoSlow.约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着“前方学校请慢行”。14 o You cant beat me!I cant stand that,do you know why Ill punish yousternly?太不像话了！我要严厉惩罚你，你知道为什么吗?I dont know.Because you beat the younger child.I
30、ll never let ithappen again.因为你打了比你小的孩子，我绝不能允许这种事情再次发生。But Im younger than you,you cant beat me any way!可是，我也比你小啊，你也不能打我！15.Before examinationEverybody!Examination is coming tomorrow!同学们，明天就要考试了！Test paper is locked in my drawer!Review your lessonscarefully after going back home!试卷就在我抽屉里锁着，回家要好好复习功课
31、！Any question?谁还有什么问题？Yes!Where is the key of your drawer?有！您抽屉的钥匙在哪儿？16.I am sorry.某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry.老外应道：I am sorry too.某人听后又道：I am sorry three.老外不解，问：What are you sorry for?某人无奈，道：I am sorry five.17.Its very delicious!A Hollywood producer was determined to give hismother a
32、birthday gift.He heard about an amazing birdwhich could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famousoperas.He immediately bought the bird and sent it to hismother.It cost him$50,000.一位好莱坞制片人决定送他母亲一份生日礼物。他听说有一只神奇的鸟会说12种语言，会 唱10种著名歌剧，便立即买下这只鸟，寄给了母亲。这只鸟花了他5万美元。The day after his mothers birthday,he phon
33、ed to her.What did you think of the bird,Mother?he asked eagerly.His mother replied,Oh well,Its very delicious!他母亲生日的第二天，他打电话给她。“妈妈，您觉得那只鸟怎么样啊？”他急切地问道。他母亲回答说:“啊，味道好极了！”18.Two BirdsTeacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other issparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student:I cannot poin
34、t out but I know the answer.Teacher:Please tell us.Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrowis beside the swallow.两只鸟老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。19o The Fish NetCan you tell me what fish net is made,Ann?A lot of little holes tied tog
35、ether with strings.replied thelittle girl.鱼网 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？老师发问道。把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。小女孩回答道。20 o The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September.George,how did you like your new teacher?asked hismother.I didnt like her,Mother,because she said that three andthree were six and then
36、she saidthat two and four were six too.新老师9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？妈妈问。妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6,可后来又说2加4也得6。21 o A physics ExaminationOnce in a physics examination,Nick finished the firstquestion very soon,while his classmateswere thinking it hard.The question was:When it thunderswhy do we see the light
37、ing first,thenhear the thunderrolls?Nicks answer:Because our eyes arebefore ears.一次物理考试在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。22.Does the dog know the proverb,too?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.Its all right,said a gentleman,dont
38、be afraid.Dont you know the proverb:Barking dogs dont bite?Ah,yes,answered the little boy.I know theproverb,but does the dog know the proverb,too?狗也知道这个谚语吗？一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：吠狗不咬人。“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道这个谚语吗？”二.单词填空将下列各句中划线单词的一个字母改变，构成一个新词，然后填入句中空白处，使句子意思完整、正确。1.Please catch the,J
39、enny.2.Don,t talk with the boy.3.They often wear skirts in the hot days of the4.Is there a on the ship?I want to buysomething.5.On the way to school the students often helloto each other.6.Look at the in a white cap,please.7.“Meet and have the same sound.8.If he works hard,he will study E n g l i s
40、h.9.Can you this English song?10.There is a horse in front of the in thepicture.11.There are ten and fifteen women in the room.12.Can you spell the word”?13.and would“are both mood verbs.14.The is very bright at night.15.I some model planes and you can take one ofthem.16.George has two b r o t h e r
41、 s,.17.Don t,Emma.Your father will say sorry toyour teacher.18.Mike and David singing very much.19.Kate s like to eat fish and meat.20.Don t the plate.There is some bread on it.keys:1.watch 2.tall 3.year 4.shop 5.say 6.cook 7.meat8.well 9.sing 10.house 11.men 12.work 13.could 14.light15.make 16.too
42、17.worry 18.like 19.cat 20.break三.趣味英语单词日常用语类busboy餐馆勤杂工（不是“公汽售票员”）busybody爱管闲事的人（不是“大忙人”）dead president美钞（上印有总统头像）（并非“死了的总统”）sweet water淡水（不是 糖水）confidence m an骗子（不是“信得过的人”）criminal law yer刑事律师（不是“犯罪的律师”）rest ro o m厕所（不是“休息室”）dressing ro o m化妆室（不是“试衣室”或“更衣室”）horse sense常识（不是“马的感觉”）capital id e a好主意
43、（不是“资本主义思想”）black te a红茶（不是“黑茶”）black stranger完全陌生的人（不是“陌生的黑人”）white m a n忠实可靠的人（不是“皮肤白的人”）其一、有些单词正看、反看都有意思，越看越有意思。如：鼠辈造反（猜一英语单词）。谜底是star.因为star从后往前读，正好是rats.又，live倒过来就是evil.所谓：“生活”不能颠倒，颠倒过来就是“罪恶”。英语中有不少单词左右有讲,翻然成趣。Are era（时代）；bin（贮藏器）nib（笔尖）；b u t-tub（盆）；deer（鹿）-reed（芦苇）；door-rood（十字架）；doom（注定）mood
44、（心情）；deem（认为）-meed（适当的报答）；dot（点）-tod（狐）；evil（罪恶）-live（生活）；God-dog；gnat（小烦扰）tang（强烈的味道）；gulp（吞）plug（插座）；gut（内容，实质）tug（猛拉，苦干）；keel（船的龙骨）leek（韭葱）；loop（环）pool（水池）；loot（赃物）-tool,meet-teem（充满，涌现）；nip（呷）-pin（大头针）；nod（点头）-don（大学教师）；not-ton（吨）；on-no；pan（平底锅）-nap（小睡）；part-trap（陷阱）；pets（宠物）-step；pots（壶）-stop；p
45、ut-tup（公羊）；rail（铁轨）-liar（说谎者）；ram（公羊）-mar（弄糟）；raw（生的）-war；saw（锯）-was；sloop（小型护航舰）pools；smart（机灵的）trams（电车）；snap（猛咬，争购）-pans；tap（水龙头）-pat（轻拍）；ten net（网）；tog（衣服）got；tom（雄猫）-mot（警句）；tops（顶）-spot（点）；tun（大酒桶）nut（坚果）。其二、不少单词似是而非，千万不要望文生义，而误入陷阱。如：firefly是“萤火虫”，而不是一种“苍蝇”。Prairie dog是“草原鼠，而不是一种 狗。India ink是“
46、墨汁”,来自中国，而不是“印度”。Lead pencil是“铅笔”，它不 含 铅（lead）,而是“石墨”。Silk worm是 蚕，而不是 蠕虫”。Douglas fir tree是一种“松树，而不是 枫树。Peanut是“花生”，而不是“豆类”。English horn是“法国双簧管”，它既不是一种“号”，也不来自英国。Guinea pig是 天竺鼠，而不是一种 猪”。Shortbread是 酥饼”，而不是一种“面包”。Shooting star是 陨石，而不是什么 星。Funny bone是 麻骨，指神经，而不是一种 骨。Bald eagle是“秃 头 鹰（美国国鸟）”，而不是一种“鹰”
47、。Banana tree说是“香蕉树”，而是一种“草本植物”。Jackrabbit 是一种 野兔（hare）,而不是 家兔（rabbit）。Catgut是“羊肠线”，而不是来自“猫”。Koala bear“考拉熊”，不是一种“熊”，而是一种有袋动物。Sweetbread是 胰脏，而不是 面包。Writing brush是 毛笔，而不是一种 刷子。Dutch act是 自杀，而不是 荷兰人的行动”。Dutch door是 杂志中的散页广告“，而不是一种“荷兰门。Dutch uncle是“唠唠叨叨的人”，而不是一种“荷兰大叔”。Dutch wife是“竹、藤睡具”，而不是一种“荷兰老婆”。Go D
48、utch是“各人自己付钱”，而不是一种“去荷兰”。Take French leave是 不告而别”，而不是一种“请法国假”。French letter是 避孕套，而不是 法国信”。四.有趣的“颜色”1.Black sheep害群之马2.black list 黑名单3.black coffee 清咖啡4.black tea 红茶5.black sheep of the family 败家子6.i n black and white 白纸黑字7.i n the black 盈利8.black and blue 青一块紫一块9.black Friday黑色星期五（不幸或倒霉的一天）10.Blue M
49、onday蓝色星期一（郁闷/忧伤的一天）1 l.blue film 色情片12.blue blood高贵血统13.Im in the blues today.我今天情绪很低落。14.Once in a blue moon 千载难逢15.blue collar workers 蓝领工人16.blue-sky market 露天市场17.White lie 善意的谎言18.white elephant累赘，无用之物19.white night不眠夜,（夏季高纬度地区所见的）白夜2O.white coffee加牛奶的咖啡21.white collar workers 白领工人22.white sal
50、e大削价的床上用品23.Brown sugar 红糖24.Red ink 赤字25.Green hand 新手26.green-eyed 红眼，嫉妒27.green house effect 温室效应28.green-thumb有特殊园艺才能29.He is as green as grass.他还是个孩子。as green as grass：幼稚的，浑然无知的30.Yellow pages（电话簿的）黄页颜色的单词,red,blue,black,yellow,white,blue,green,grey等等，相信你肯定会，但是当它们跟别的单词搭配的时候，你能准确的说出意思吗？1.red-pen