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1、1分钟的英语笑话演讲稿阅读 关于阅读的英语演讲稿笑话是一种目的在于刺激人发笑的民间叙事文学。笑话内容深刻、形式简短、表述生动。WTT精心收集了1分钟的英语笑话演讲稿，供大家欣赏学习!1分钟的英语笑话演讲稿：Rough boys The little girl asked her mother if she could go outside and play with the boys.“No,” her mother replied, “the boys are much too rough for you to play with.”“Well,” the little girl asked
2、, “if I find a smooth one can I play with him?”1分钟的英语笑话演讲稿：Coincidence TEACHER: “Can anybody give an exle of a coincidence?”STUDENT: “My mother and father got married on the same day, at the same time!”1分钟的英语笑话演讲稿：Two Pounds of Plums Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave
3、him a pound and a half.Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?1分钟的英语笑话演讲稿：Balcony Life Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartmentwas to send him out on the balcony and order him to
4、 report on all the neighborhood activities.The boy began his mentary as his parents put their plan into operation. “There's a car being towed from the parking lot,”he said. “An ambulance just drove by.” A few moments passed.“Looks like the Anderson's have pany,” he called out. “Matts riding
5、a new bike and the Coopers are having sex.”Mom and dad shot up in bed. “How do you know that?” the startled father asked.“Their kid is standing out on the balcony too,” his son replied.1分钟的英语笑话演讲稿：Reason Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down¨?3? his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?”Blonde: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”看了“1分钟的英语笑话演讲稿”的人【END】第 3 页 共 3 页