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1、609 The One Where Ross Got HighScene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat (Im assuming mashed potatoes) in a bowl.Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?Chandler: Sydney Portier? Hehheh.Chandler throw
2、s his coat on the couchMonica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.Chandler: Oh! Thats great, they havent seen the place since I moved in!Monica goes to fiddle with something on the table.Monica: Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live to
3、gether, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.Monica goes to the stove.Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?Monica: Because they dont know were dating. (Again, trying to quickly change subjects.) Do you
4、 think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and the stove to cook.)Chandler: Why havent you told them?!Monica: Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didnt.Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!Monica: (trying to ch
5、ange subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)Chandler: Why wouldnt they be happy?Monica: Well, um, because mainly, um, they dont like you. Im sorry.Chandler: What? What? Why?!Monica: Maybe because you
6、 used to be aloof, or that youre really sarcastic, or that, yknow, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch.Chandler: Is this why they dont like me or why you dont like me?Monica: Look, I know that I shouldve told them. I know I shouldnt care what t
7、hey think. Im sorry. Chandler: Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then well tell em.Monica: You really think thatll work?Chandler: Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I?Monica: (hug
8、ging Chandler) I dont think youll ever get my parents that drunk! Opening CreditsScene: Joey and Janines, Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation. Chandler enters.Chandler: Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! Youre parents like me, right?Chandler goes to stand to the side of the TV.Ross: (o
9、nly half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you!Chandler: Well Monica just told me that they dont.Ross: (not paying attention) Yeah, they dont like you.Chandler: (annoyed) Do you know why?Ross: I dunno, maybe its because youre really sarcastic. Or maybe its cause you uh-Chandler: (angry) Wel
10、l if people dont know they shouldnt just guess!Joey and Ross get annoyed with Chandlers outburst.Chandler: This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.Joey: Maybe I could give thanks for you shuttin up, eh?Chandler: Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to m
11、y new apartment.Joey: Well maybe I love ya.Chandler: mocks that last comment.Chandler starts to leave as Janine entersJanine to Chandler: Hey.Chandler: Hey.Chandler exitsJanine: Hey guys!Joey and Ross drop their video game controllers.Ross: (trying to act manly in front of Janine) No I dont want to
12、play video games, Joey!Janine: Are you guys going to Chandlers for Thanksgiving?Joey: Yeah! Yeah, why? Whats up?Janine: Well, me and my dancer friends are thinking of doing Thanksgiving uptown. I thought you guys might like to come.Ross: For real?Janine: No, but you should go to Chandlers. Because n
13、one of us knows how to cook, well probably just end up drinking all day.Joey: Ye-ye, we go to yours!Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you
14、 should tell your friends that.Janine: (not sure of what to make of that) Okay.Janine leavesRoss looks at Joey coyly.Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.Phoebe: Hey!All: Hey!Rachel: Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out.
15、Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English truffle!Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is.about to say “bad so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel laughMonica: Nothing.Rachel
16、: (worried) Nothing?Monica: No, sweetie, I-I trust you.Rachel: So, if-if I mess this up, theres nothing else for dessert?Monica: Youre not gonna mess it up.Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?Monica:
17、Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that.Joey and Ross enter.Joey and Ross: Hey!All: Hey!Joey: Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon!Ross: And the place looks so nice!Joey: Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!Ross: Happy Thanksgiving!The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!Joey: Well, t
18、his has been great!Ross: See ya!Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave.Monica: Whoa whoa whoa! Wherere you goin?Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.Monica: Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl?Ross: Some would say shes attractive, yes.Phoebe: And w
19、ho else is going to be there?Joey: Uh, some of her friends, yeah.Rachel: Her dancer friends?Joey: (frustrated) Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and theyre gonna be, be drinkin and dancin, and we really wanna go!Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!Monica: Youre not gonn
20、a go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.Ross: Oh, but-but it is, uh, its just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner.Joey: Yeah, yeah
21、, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!Enter Jack and Judy GellerMrs. Geller: Hello everybody!Mr. Geller: Hi!All: Hi!Kisses and hugs are exchanged.Monica: Dad kisses Jack, Mom kisses Judy. Look! Look who it is its Chandler!Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh y
22、es of course, hello Chandler.Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!Chandler goes to take off Jacks coat. He then notices little white flakes on Jacks shoulders. He begins to wipe them off.Chandler: Whoa, snowing out there?Mr. Gell
23、er: (angry) No.Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.Mr. Geller: Monica, all this food loo
24、ks wonderful, you should think about doing this for a living.Chandler, trying to make nice with Jack, laughs at his joke and points at Jack.Mr. Geller: Ok, I have dandruff. Theres no need to laugh and point.Monica rushes over to Chandlers side.Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.Mr.
25、 Geller: My joke wasnt funny.Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.Phoebe: Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.Rachel: Really?!Phoebe: Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong
26、! And its making me look at him totally differently. Yknow, I mean he used to be just, yknow “Jack Geller Monica and Rosss dad and now hes hes “Jack Geller, dream hunk.We see a shot of Jack stuffing his face with food. Some dream hunk!Rachel: I dunno. Yknow to me hell always be “Jack Geller, walks i
27、n while youre changing.Time lapse. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.Monica: Yknow dad, Chandler is one of Rosss very best friends!Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, y
28、know Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?Chandler and Monica exchange worried looks.Chandler: (worried) Hes the headliner of a gay burlesque show.Rachel is in the kitchen fiddling with h
29、er English truffle. Joey and Ross, anxious to leave and go to Janines party, are egging her on to hurry up.Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting! Rachel: (looking at her truffle) Look at it, isnt it beautiful?Ross: Yeah, yeah, what is
30、it?Rachel: Its a truffle. Its got all of these layers. First theres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, Joey and Ross make impressed faces then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, Joey and Ross look like somethings
31、wrong. then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!Joey and Ross make confused faces.Ross: W-What was the one right before bananas?Rachel: The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, yknow, I thought “well, theres mincemeat pie, I mean thats a
32、n English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, yknow. To Joey Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?Joey: Y-sure!Rachel: (teasingly) And while Im gone dont you boys sneak a taste.Joey and Ross: (faking dissapointment) Okay.Rachel leavesRoss: Beef in a des
33、sert?! I- no no no, there is no way!Ross goes to look in the magazine Rachel got her recipe from.Joey: I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?Ross looks up as if saying that Joey was weird. He begins flipping through the pages, only to find that they are sticky. So one page is over
34、lapping another, making two recipes look like one.Ross: Oh my God, the pages are stuck together!Joey: (turning to Chandler in a scolding tone) Chandler!Ross: Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a.Sheperds Pie!Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get
35、 to introduce the hot girls to the new world!Ross: No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.Joey: Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?Ross: Yeah, itll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!Joey: (shrugging his shoulders to go along with it) Vomiting stories are funny.Rachel entersRach
36、el: Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!Joey: Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?Rachel: No!Joey: (frustrated) Still not hot enough!Joey leavesPhoebe walks over to talk to Rachel.Phoebe: Rachel?Rachel: Yeah?Phoebe: Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. O
37、h what I wouldnt give to be that can of (looks closer to see what Jack is drinking) condensed milk.We see a shot of Jack drinking condensed milk on the couch.Ross and Judy enter the living room. Judy and Ross sit down on the couch beside Jack. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.Moni
38、ca: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.Mrs. Geller: Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it.Chandler: Oh, yes. Well its very beautiful. Its cream-colored and tight Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chan
39、dler a very dirty look. I dont mean tight, I mean its not too tight, not that I was looking at-giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.Mr. Geller: Whats the matter with him?Mrs. Geller: (whispers to Jack a little loudly) I think hes stoned again.Chandler: (shocked) What?Monica: (shocked)
40、 What?Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachels old room.Scene: Rachels old room. Its pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls. Ross and Chandler enter.Ross: Okay, I think I might know why my parents dont like you.Chandler: You d
41、o? Why?Ross: Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.Chandler: What?! Why did you do that?Ross: I dont know, aheh, yours was the first na
42、me that-that popped into my head, Im Im sorry. I-I didnt think it would matter.Chandler: How could it not matter?!Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?Chandler: What about all that “friends forever stuff?Ross: I don
43、t know, I-I was all high. Commercial BreakScene: Rachels Old Bedroom, Continued from earlier. Monica enters the room.Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!Chandler: Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed
44、 it on me!Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you d
45、ont still do it or anything!Ross: Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Time lapse. Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table. Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him. Ross and Chandler are sitt
46、ing by the window talking. Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachels trifle. Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen.Monica: Dad, please dont pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if youre gonna put your feet up, why dont you sit on the-Phoebe: Monica, leave him alone!Monic
47、a gives Phoebe a surprised expression and goes over to Ross and Chandler.Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.Joey: Well youre whippin so slow! Cant you do it any faster?Rachel: Joey! Come on! I dont wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybodys gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thank