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1、2023年英语幽默笑话300篇_有关幽默英语小笑话初一 冷笑话是近几年新兴的一种语言现象,它轻松诙谐、独具匠心,给我们惊慌的生活增加了几分轻松的情趣,它一出现便受到了大多数人的宠爱。小编整理了有关幽默初一英语小笑话，欢迎阅读! 有关幽默初一英语小笑话篇一 When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. All right, you two, I said sternly. No screaming , gr
2、abbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting. As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . 我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我起先抗议了。好啦，你们两个，我严厉地说，不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。 我刚转身要走，就听我儿子说：来，斯蒂文，我们来把自己弄脏吧。 有关
3、幽默初一英语小笑话篇二 There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, She
4、9;s not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume! 有位妻子嫉妒心特别强，以至于有一次，他的丈夫在夜里回来，她在查找了他的夹克没有发觉头发之后，便冲着她的丈夫吼道：好啊，你欺瞒我，你现在竟然和一个秃顶的女人在一起。其次天晚上，当她没有闻到任何香水味后，便又向丈夫吼道：她不仅秃头，而且还特别穷，买不起任何香水。 有关幽默初一英语小笑话篇三 Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'l
5、l tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month. 弟弟：我望见你亲我姐姐了，假如你不给我五分钱，我就告知我爸。姐姐的男挚友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。 有关幽默初一英语小笑话篇四 roast pig 烤乳猪 A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hu
6、rried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:Not bad, I am next to the pig. But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table. 一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发觉自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为兴奋的说：还不错，我坐在乳猪的
7、旁边。这时才发觉身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。 有关幽默初一英语小笑话篇五 Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room, I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me. He surveyed her from head to foot. Madam, he said at length, I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by ne
8、arly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist-the doctor lives downstairs. 医生她冲进屋后大声说道。我想让你坦率地说我究竟得了什么病。 他从头到脚端详端详她，然后大声说：太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重须要削减大约50磅;其次，假如您要用上非常之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会变更。第三，我是一位画家医生住在楼下。 看了有关幽默初一英语小笑话的人还看了： 1.初一英语幽默笑话带翻译 2.关于初一幽默英语笑话 3.经典的初一英语小笑话 4.初一英语小笑话 5.关于初一英语笑话故事 6.初一经典英语笑话大全