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2、igger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed!and Fantastic Discounts! The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated,ENTRANCE.中间战术三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“处”。 I work for 7 up! 我可是在七喜公司工
3、作呀 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving birthsto their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man saidHow strange, Im the manager of Minnesota Twins. After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man andsays, Congratul
4、ations, you got triplets. Man was like Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the 3musketeers. Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says Congratulations, you got twins x2. Man is happy and says, Ironic, Iwork for the hotel 4 Seasons. All three of them are happy until they see their las
5、t buddy jumping all over the place,cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him whats wrong and he answered, Whats wrong? Iwork for 7up!四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:恭喜,你得了双胞胎.男人说:多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理.过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:恭喜,你得了三胞胎.男人很喜欢:嗯,又巧了.我是 3M 公司的董事.最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:恭喜,你得了 2 对双胞胎.
6、男人很开心地说:真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作.他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀! Two SoldiersTwo soldiers were in camp. The first ones name was George, and thesecond ones name was Bill. George said, have you got a piece of paper andan envelope, Bill? Bill said, Yes, I have, and he gave
7、 them to him. Then George said, Now I havent got a pen. Bill gave him his, andGeorge wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, have yougot a stamp, Bill? Bill gave him one. Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, Are yougoing out? Bill Said, Yes, I am, and he o
8、pened the door. George said, Please put my letter in the box in the office, and. Hestopped. What do you want now? Bill said to him.George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, Whats yourgirl-friends address?军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?”比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?”比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有.”他停住了。“你还要什么?”比尔问。乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?”感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。