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1、关于英语笑话小对话阅读20个英语笑话爆笑超短话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,从古至今都拥有广阔的受众,深受人们喜欢。WTT整理了关于英语笑话小对话，!关于英语笑话小对话篇一Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, “Whats the time, please?”After a fe
2、w months, Dan said to himself, “Im not going to answer all those stupid people any more.Im going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here.” Then he did so.“Now people arent going to stop and ask me the time,“ he thought happily.But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and
3、 then asked Dan, ”Is that clock right?”愚蠢的问题丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口，而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问如今几点?”几个月后，丹想:“我不想再答复这些蠢人提出的问题了，我要去买一只大钟，把它挂在这儿的墙上。”于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。“如今人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他快乐地想。可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，看看钟，然后问丹:“这钟准吗?”关于英语笑话小对话篇二Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, “What happene
4、d?”“A kid bit me,” replied Ivan.“Would you recognize him if you saw him again?” asked his mother.“Id know him any where,” said Ivan.“I have his ear in my pocket.”伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”关于英语笑话小对话篇三My Husband Will Be Home SoonA marrie
5、d man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he shave his beard.“Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”James replied, “My wife loves this beard, I couldnt possibly do it, she would kill me!”“Oh please?” the girlfriend asked again, in a se_y li
6、ttle voice.“Oh really, I cant,” he replies.“My wife loves this beard!”The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies “Oh Michael, you shouldnt be here, m
7、y husband will be home soon!”我丈夫马上就要回来了一个已婚男人去拜访他的“女朋友”时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。“噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。”詹姆斯答复说，“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否那么她会杀了我的。”“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一种消沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。“可是，我不能，”他答复道，“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。”在女朋友再三恳求下，他终于屈从同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，“噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了。”关于英语笑话小对话篇四The mothers of
8、 four priests got together and were discussing their sons.“My son is a monsignor,” said the first proud woman.“When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Monsignor.”The second mother went on, “My son is a bishop.When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Your E_cellency.”“My son is a cardinal.” contin
9、ued the ne_t one.“When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Your Eminence.” The fourth mother thought for a moment.“My son is si_-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, ” she said.“When he enters a room, people say, Oh, my God!”四位牧师的母亲聚到一起议论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士，”第一位母亲自豪地说道，“他进入房间，人们都说，‘您好，阁下。”第二为母亲说：“我的儿子
10、是位主教。他进入房间，人们都称，‘您好，大人。” “我的儿子是位红衣主教，”第三位母亲接着说，“他走进房间，人们都说，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人。”第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十，体重三百磅，”她说，“他要是走入房间，人们都说‘哦，我的上帝!”关于英语笑话小对话篇五One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didnt write the address and addre
11、ssees name on the envelope.After the son es back, the father asks him: “You have thrown the letter in the mail bo_?”“Certainly”“You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?”“I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope.”“Then why you didnt take it back?”“I al
12、so thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!”有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?” “当然”“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”“关于英语笑话小对话”END第 7 页 共 7 页