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1、关于对话版英语笑话阅读:20个英语笑话爆笑超短在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以表达自己的语言程度,还可以提升个人魅力。WTT精心搜集了关于对话版英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!关于对话版英语笑话篇1A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, “What are you doing in there?” she asked.一位女士翻开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什么?”The rabbit replied, “This is a
2、Westinghouse, isnt it?”兔子答复：“这是Westinghouse对不对?”(Westinghouse，西屋电气公司)The lady confirmed, “Yes.”女士确认道：“没错。”“Well,” the rabbit said,“Im westing.”兔子说：“那就对了，我就是要往西边去。”Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病?Doctor: Absolutely.No rabbit ever came back fo
3、r another.医生：当然咯，但凡喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I e from?关于对话版英语笑话篇2“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase.As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.我帮来购物的女士包好东西后，问道：“是付现金、支票还是记账呢?” 当她找钱包的时候，
4、我注意到她的包包里竟放着一个电视遥控器。“Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.我问：“你一直都随身带电视遥控器的吗?”“No,” she replied.“But my husband refused to e shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”她答复说：“不是啦。但我老公不乐意跟我一起来购物，所以我决定拿走他的遥控器来惩罚他。”关于对话版英语笑话篇3兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢?Mother Rabbit: Ill
5、 tell you when youre older.兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.兔宝宝：噢妈咪，如今就告诉我吧，求您了。Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magicians hat.兔妈妈：假如你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。关于对话版英语笑话篇4A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad.“Now, chi
6、ldren,” she says“Did you make someone else glad?”“Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.”“Well done.Who was that?” The teacher says.“My granny.” The boy says.“Good boy.Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.“I went to see her yesterday, and sta
7、yed with her for three hours.Then I said to her, ‘Granny, Im going home. And she said, “well.Im glad!”我让奶奶快乐了一位老师正在对学生将使人快乐的重要性。“听着，孩子们，”他说：“你们曾让别人快乐过吗?”“我，老师，”一个男孩子说，“昨天我就使别人快乐过。”“做得好。是谁呢?”老师说。“我奶奶。”小男孩说。“好孩子。如今告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶快乐的?”老师问道。“是这样的，老师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿呆了3个小时。然后我对她说：“奶奶，我要回家了。”她说
8、：“啊，我很快乐。”关于对话版英语笑话篇5Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.“Youre a good boy,” said the mother proudly.“Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”“She is the one who sells the candy.”好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他答复说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的。”“关于对话版英语笑话”END第 5 页 共 5 页