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1、简单英语小笑话 Company Document number：WUUT-WUUY-WBBGB-BWYTT-1982GTH He ei is sr re ea al ll ly ys so omme eb bo od dy y-M yu n c l eh a s1 0 0 0m e nu n d e rh i m.-He is really somebody.What does he do-A maintenanceman in a cemetery.他真是一个大人物-我叔叔下面有 1000 个人。-他真是一个大人物。干什么的-墓地守墓人。My little dog cant readMy l
2、ittle dog cant readMrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the newspapers!Mrs.Brown:Its no use,mylittle dog cant read.我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”Bring me the winnerBring me the winner-Waiter,this
3、lobster has only one claw.-Im sorry,sir.It must havebeen in a fight.-Well,bring me the winner then.给我那个打赢的吧-服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。-对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。-哦，那给我那个打赢的吧。Good BoyGood BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents.What did you do with the money I gave youyesterdayI gave it to a poor old woman,he answ
4、ered.Youre a good boy,said the mother proudly.Here are two cents more.But why are you sointerested in the old woman She is the one who sells the candy.好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢”“她是个卖糖果的。”Jims History ExaminationUncle:How did Jim do in hi
5、s history examinationMother:Oh,not at all well,but there,it wasnt his fault.They asked himthings that happened before the poor boy was born.吉姆的历史考试舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样 母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个 可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。1.He Won2.3.Tommy:How is your little brother,JohnnyJohnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.Tommy:Thats too bad.How did that happenJohnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.他赢了汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。