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1、关于四年级英语笑话阅读笑话一般比拟短小,喜剧性很强,普遍存在于人们的日常生活中。笑话的娱乐作用可以减轻人的心理压力,促进身体安康。WTT分享关于四年级英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家!关于四年级英语笑话：E_cuse for speedingA cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding.警察在高速上拦下一辆超速的车。When he asked for the drivers license1, the driver argued, “Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe
2、 distance between my car and the car in back of me.”当他要驾驶员的驾照时，驾驶员辩称，“超速，但是警官，我刚刚只是想和我后边的车保持平安间隔 。”关于四年级英语笑话：The Burned EarsA guy burned two ears.so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了.在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。He said, “I was ironing2 my clothing and the phone rang.so instea
3、d of the phone I picked up the iron1 and burned my ear.”他说：“我正在熨衣服的时候， 响了.当时我把熨斗当成 抓起来接听了。”“But how the heck did you burn the other ear?” The doctor asked.医生说：“但是你是如何烫到另一只耳朵的呢?”“How do you think I called you people?”“因为我想给你打 呀!”关于四年级英语笑话：Make Money 挣钱A young man asked an old rich man how he made his
4、 money.一位年轻人请教一位非常有钱的老人如何变得如此富有。The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932.The depth of the Great Depression.I was down to my last nickel1.老人抚摸着身上的精纺羊毛衫说：“孩子啊，1932年，全国经济大萧条，当时我身上只有一个五分镍币。”I invested that nickel in an apple.I spent the entire day polishing the apple
5、and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.“我用这仅有的五分钱投资买了一个苹果，然后用了一整天的时间来擦它，到了晚上的时候，我把这只苹果卖掉了，卖了10分钱。”“The ne_t morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples.I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents.I continued this system for a month, by the en
6、d of which Id accumulated a fortune of $1.37.“第二天早上，我用这非常钱买了两个苹果，用了一整天的时间擦他们。大约下午5点左右，我把他们卖了，卖了20分钱。就这样过了一个月，月末的时候，我居然一共挣了一块三毛七。”Then my wifes father died and left us two million dollars.“这时，我的岳父去世了，留给了我们两百万。”关于四年级英语笑话：Does dog know the proverb?A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.一
7、个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。”Its all right,“ said a gentleman, ”dont be afraid.Dont you know the proverb: Barking dogs dont bite?“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你不知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。”Ah, yes,“ answered the little boy.”I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”关于四年级英语笑话：Disappearing ActWhe
8、n a woman reported her husband missing, the officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, then asked if she wished to give her husband any message if they found him.”Yes,“ she replied readily.”Tell him my mother isnt visiting after all.&;一个女人向警察报案，说丈夫失踪了。警观察过丈夫的照片，问女人假如他们能找到她丈夫，她有没有什么要和丈夫说的。女人很乐意地说：“是的，告诉他我妈妈不来了。”“关于四年级英语笑话”END第 5 页 共 5 页