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2、areputtingmeintoadeepdepression! 有关四年级英语笑话：全世界最傻的小孩Thedumbestkid Ayoungboyentersabarbershopandthebarberwhisperstohiscustomer,“Thisisthedumbestkidintheworld.WatchwhileIproveittoyou.” Thebarberputsadollarbillinonehandandtwoquartersintheother,thencallstheboyoverandasks,“Whichdoyouwant,son?”Theboytakest
3、hequartersandleaves. “WhatdidItellyou?”saidthebarber.“Thatkidneverlearns!” Later,whenthecustomerleaves,heseesthesameyoungboycomingoutoftheicecreamstore.“Hey,son!MayIaskyouaquestion?Whydidyoutakethequartersinsteadofthedollarbill?” Theboylickedhisconeandreplied,“BecausethedayItakethedollar,thegameisov
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