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1、关于英语笑话大全爆笑 笑话一般比较短小,喜剧性很强,普遍存在于人们的日常生活中。笑话的娱乐作用可以减轻人的心理压力,促进身体健康。我精心收集了关于爆笑英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习! 关于爆笑英语笑话篇1 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:Let me ask the evolutionist a question - if we had tails like a baboon, where are they? 教进化论的老师已经滔滔
2、不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：让我向进化论者提个问题如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了? Ill venture an answer, said an old lady. We have worn them off sitting here so long. 我来试试看，一位老太太说。该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。 关于爆笑英语笑话篇2 A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table 一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭 the wife asked Anything new at work, and h
3、e replied, no, I am teaching History. 妻子问到：工作上有什么新鲜事吗?丈夫回答说：没有，我是教历史的。 关于爆笑英语笑话篇3 A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. 一对年轻的夫妇对于他们四岁的儿子仍然不会说话这件事非常着急。他们带他去看专家，但是医生们找不出任何不正
4、常的地方。 Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned. 之后有一天早上，这个男孩突然说道：妈妈，面包拷糊了。 You talked! You talked! shouted his mother. Im so happy! But why has it taken this long. 你说话了!你说话了!他的妈妈嚷道。我真兴奋!但是为什么要我们等这么长的时间呢? Well, up till now, said the boy, things have been okay.
5、嗯，直到现在，男孩说，每件事都很正常啊。 关于爆笑英语笑话篇4 Old Farmer Johnson was dying. 老农约翰逊就要死了。 The family was standing around his bed. 他的家人都站在床边。 With a low voice he said to his wife: When Im dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. 他声音低沉地对妻子说：我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。 Wife: No, I cant marry anyone after you. 妻子说：不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。 Johnson: But I want you to. 约翰逊：但我希望你这么做。 Wife: But why? 妻子：为什么? Johnson: Jones once cheated me in a horse deal! 约翰逊：因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。 看了关于爆笑英语笑话的人还看了： 1.关于搞笑的英语笑话大全 2.关于爆笑英语笑话大全 3.有关于英文小笑话大全爆笑 4.关于简单爆笑英语笑话大全 5.经典爆笑英文小笑话大全