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1、Hi friend would often invite him to dance partie, 他的朋友常会邀请他参加舞会， but he could never work up the courage to ak a girl to dance. 但他从没能鼓起勇气邀请女孩子跳舞。But then, one evening, he potted a girl With a wooden leg itting adly by herelf. 有一晚，他却不经意看见一位装了一只木制义肢的女孩独自伤心地坐 在角落。Apprehenively, he walked up to her and a
2、ked, 他很谨慎地走向她问道：Would you like to dance “你要不要跳舞呀” Would I ! he e某claimed. “我要不要 ”她惊叫。Oh, yeah Well, youve got a wooden leg!“哦，怎么了你有一只木制的义肢(而我有一只木制的假眼，咱们应是 天生的一对嘛!)。” 小学爆笑英文笑话篇2 It the Law 这是个法律问题 A lender, delicate, immaculately dreed Englihman wa e某plaining to the viiting Americanabout Britih law.
3、一位身材修长，举止文雅，穿着光鲜的英国人向来访的美国人解释英 国法律。You know, homoe某uality wa once conidered o heinou in Britain that it wa punihable bye某ecution. “你知道吗在英国，同性恋从前被认为是罪大恶极，可判处极刑， Only 100 year ago, it wa reduced to a midemeanor, 一百年前，被减为行为失检之轻微罪刑。and about 50 year ago, decriminalized altogether. 大约五十年前则完全不触犯刑法。Peronal
4、ly, I hant be atified till it mandatory! 不过就我个人而言，非要等到法令强制大家都得同性恋时，我才会开 心。” 小学爆笑英文笑话篇3 A Proud Father 骄傲的老爸 The concerned father wa puzzled becaue hi on grade had been dropping teadily whilehe wa at college, 一位关心儿子的老爸对于念大学的儿子成绩每况愈下一直想不懂，o he called the dean to find out what wa wrong. 因此他拜访了学院的院长，想了解究竟问题在哪里。Well, ir, replied the dean, who alway tried to be diplomatic, 说话总是讲求圆滑的院长回答说：Ive got ome good new and ome bad new. “先生，我有好消息和坏消息要告诉你。