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1、Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.-author-dateFrinds老友记1-10季中英文对照完整版One-Where-Joey-Moves-Out中华资源库216 One Where Joey Moves OutScene: Chandler and Joeys apartment. Chandler and Joey are sitting at the bar, in their bathrobes, eating
2、cerealJOEY: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunchs eyebrows are actually on his hat?CHANDLER: Thats whats weird? Joey, the mans been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.Joey finishes his cereal, licks his spoon, and puts it back in the silverware drawer.CHANDLER: Waaa-aaah.JOEY: W
3、hat?CHANDLER: The spoon. You licked and-and you put. You licked and you put.JOEY: Yeah, so.CHANDLER: Well dont you see how gross that is? I mean thats like you using my toothbrush. Joey gets a sheepish look You used my toothbrush?JOEY: Well, that was only cause I used the red one to unclog the drain
4、.CHANDLER: Mine is the red one! Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere.JOEY: Hey, why cant we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?CHANDLER: Because soap is soap. Its self-cleaning.JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you
5、 wash.OPENING TITLESScene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Monica and Phoebe are sitting at the table, Joey and Chandler enter.CHANDLER: Hey.MONICA and PHOEBE: Hey.JOEY: Hey.PHOEBE: Ooh, look at you fancy lads. Whats the occasion?JOEY: Well, you know that guy thats on my show thats in a coma? Hes havi
6、n a brunch.PHOEBE: Ahh.RACHEL: enters from her room OK, ready when you are.PHOEBE: Okey-doke.MONICA: I cant believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.CHANDLER: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross cause I want to surprise him.JOEY: Wow, this is wild. Wha
7、tre you gonna get?PHOEBE: Um, Im getting a lily for my Mom. Cause her names Lily.CHANDLER: Wow, thats lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?JOEY: So where you gettin it?PHOEBE: I think on my shoulder. Ross entersROSS: What? Whats on your shoulder?PHOEBE: Um, a chip. A tattoo, Im getting a tat
8、too.ROSS: A tattoo? Why, why would you want to do that? to Rachel Hi.RACHEL: Hi. Well hey, you dont - you dont think theyre kind of cool?ROSS: No, sorry I dont. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesnt come out right Phoebe? Then its like, I dont know, havi
9、n a bad hair cut all the time. Whys everyone staring at me?MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.CHANDLER: Oooh, Rich is goin to the party too, huh?MONICA: Well, hes my parents best friend, he has to be there.JOEY: Oh, is today the day youre gonna tell
10、them about you two?MONICA: Yeah. Its my dads birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.PHOEBE: No, I think you should tell them.MONICA: No, I dont even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, Im not telling them anything.ROSS: I dont know, I dont think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you w
11、ere 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, God I hope they get together.Scene: The Gellers house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.ROSS: Alright, shall we?MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, lets - lets switch places. You get in the middle
12、. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like were trying to cover something up.ROSS: Monica, Monica, you could come in straddling him, they still wouldnt believe it. opens door Were here.MRS. GELLER: Oh hi kids. Hi darling.MONICA: Happy birthday dad.MR. GELLER: Oh thank you.ROSS: Hi ma.RICHARD: Happy b
13、irthday.MRS. GELLER: Well, you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.Scene: The Gellers kitchen. Monica, Mrs. Geller and one of Mrs. Gellers friends are preparing the cake.FRIEND: Well, you kids take the train in?MRS. GELLER: No, Rich
14、ard Burke gave them a ride.FRIEND: Oh. Speaking of whom, I hear hes got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city. Monica sprays whipped cream all over the placeMONICA: Finger cramp. Oh God, sorry. Here, let me get that mom.MRS. GELLER: Sooo, Richards shopping in the junior section.MONICA: Are we still o
15、n that?MRS. GELLER: We just know shes got the IQ of a napkin.FRIEND: Shes probably not even very pretty, just young enough so that everything is still pointing up. Monica folds her arms over her breastsScene: Joeys co-stars apartment. Chandler and Joey are at the brunch.JOEY: Can you believe this pl
16、ace?CHANDLER: I know, this is a great apartment.JOEY: Ah, I was just in the bathroom, and theres mirrors on both sides of you. So when youre in there its like youre peein with the Rockettes.CHANDLER: Wow, theres my fantasy come true. No, seriously.JOEYS CO-STAR: Hey.JOEY: Hey! We were just sayin, gr
17、eat apartment man.JOEYS CO-STAR: Thanks. You want it?JOEY: Huh?JOEYS CO-STAR: Yeah, Im movin to a bigger place. You should definitely take this one.JOEY: Yeah, can you see me in a place like this?JOEYS CO-STAR: Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings? Cmon Ill show you the kitchen.CHANDLER: b
18、eing left behind Oh thats all right fellas, I saw a kitchen this morning - on TV. Stop talking. OK.Scene: Mr. Gellers party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.MR. GELLER: Cmon, tell us.FRIEND: Yeah, is she really 20.RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.MR. GE
19、LLER: Cmon Rich, its my birthday, let me live vicariously.ROSS: Dad, you really dont want to do that.MR. GELLER: Ahh, whats a little mid-life crisis between friends?RICHARD: Jack, would you let it go?MR. GELLER: Look, I know what youre going through. When I turned 50 I got the Porsche. You. you got
20、your own little speedster.RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .ROSS: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.MR. GELLER: What? Im kidding. You know Id never let him touch the Porsche.Scene: Tattoo
21、 parlor. Phoebe and Rachel are deciding on tattoos.PHOEBE: OK Rach, which, which lily? This lily or that lily?RACHEL: Well I. . .PHOEBE: I like this lily. Its more open, ya know, and thats like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn, ooh.TATTOO ARTIST: Alright, blonde girl,
22、 youre in room two, not so blonde girl, youre with me.PHOEBE: Here we go.RACHEL: reluctantly Uh-huh.PHOEBE: Youre not going?RACHEL: Uh-huh.PHOEBE: What? Is it - is this cause of what Ross said?RACHEL: No. Well, yeah, maybe.PHOEBE: I dont believe this. Is this how this relationships gonna work? Ross
23、equals boss. I mean, cmon what is this, 1922?RACHEL: Whats 1922?PHOEBE: Just, you know, long time ago. Well, when men used to tell women what to do - a lot. And then there was suffrage, which is a good thing but is sounds horrible. Do you want to get this tattoo?RACHEL: Yes I do, its just that Ross
24、is. . .PHOEBE: OK, hey, HEY. Is your boyfriend the boss of you?RACHEL: No.PHOEBE: OK, who is the boss of you?!RACHEL: You?PHOEBE: No. You are the boss of you. Now you march your heinie in there and get that heart tattooed on your hip. GO!Scene: Mr. Gellers birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom a
25、nd Richard comes in.RICHARD: How ya doin?MONICA: Im a twinkie.RICHARD: Really? Im a hero.MONICA: Oh, this is so hard.RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.MONICA: Maybe we should just tell your parents first.RICHARD: My parents are dead.MONICA: God, you are so lu
26、cky. I mean, I mean. . . you know what I mean.RICHARD: I know, I know. Just hang in there, OK. OK, Ill go out first, alright.MONICA: Alright.RICHARD: walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.MRS. GELLER: Thank you Rich
27、ard, I appreciate the support.Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesnt believe I have one.MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the ci
28、ty?MR. GELLER: I know. Hes like a new man. Its like a scene from Cocoon.MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.MR. GELLER: Apparently, he told Johnny Shapiro that shes quite a girl. In fact, he told Johnny that he thinks hes falling in love with her.MRS. GELLER: Really.MR
29、. GELLER: I tell you, Ive never seen him this happy.MRS. GELLER: So Jack, you ever think about trading me in for a younger model?MR. GELLER: Of course not. With you its like Ive got two 25-year-olds.MRS. GELLER: they start kissing Oh Jack stop.MR. GELLER: Cmon, its my birthday.Scene: Chandler and Jo
30、eys apartment. Chandler and Joey are returning from their brunch.JOEY: Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guys apartment.CHANDLER: Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his mouldings. You want it.JOEY: Why would I want another apartment, huh? Ive already got an apartment that I lo
31、ve.CHANDLER: Well it wouldnt kill you to say it once in a while.JOEY: Alright, you want the truth? Im thinkin about it.CHANDLER: What?JOEY: Im sorry. Im 28 years old, Ive never lived alone, and Im finally at a place where Ive got enough money that I dont need a roommate anymore.CHANDLER: Woah, woah,
32、 woah. I dont need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.JOEY: Whatre you gettin so bent out of shape for, huh? Its not like we agreed to live together forever. Were not Bert and Ernie.CHANDLER: Look, y
33、ou know what? If this is the way you feel, then maybe you should take it.JOEY: Well thats how I feel.CHANDLER: Well then maybe you should take it.JOEY: Well then maybe I will.CHANDLER: Fine with me.JOEY: Great. Then youll be able to spend more quality time with your real friends, the spoons.Scene: M
34、r. Gellers birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.MR. GELLER: Whos drink can I freshen?MRS. GELLER: Almost time for cake.ROSS: Mon, Mon, are you OK?MONICA: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?ROSS: Yeah.MONICA: Well, I
35、just caught the live show.ROSS: Eww.Scene: Mr. Gellers birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.MONICA: Hey there.RICHARD: What?MONICA: Nothing, I just heard something nice about you.RICHARD: Humm, really?Mrs. Geller and Ross both enterMRS. GELLER: Richard. Richard. Your son isnt
36、seeing anyone is he?RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.MRS. GELLER: Well, I was thinking, why doesnt he give Monica a call?RICHARD: That - thats an idea.MONICA: Well, actually, Im already seeing someone.MRS. GELLER: Oh?RICHARD: Oh?ROSS: Ohh.MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know
37、Monicas seeing someone?ROSS: Mom, there are so many people in my life. Some of them are seeing people and some of them arent. Is that crystal?MRS. GELLER: So, whos the mystery man?MONICA: Well, uh, hes a doctor.MRS. GELLER: A real doctor?MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course hes a real doctor. And
38、 hes handsome, and hes sweet, and know youd like him. she puts her arm around RichardMRS. GELLER: Well thats wonderful. . . IMONICA: Mom, its OK.RICHARD: It is Judy.MRS. GELLER: Jack. Could you come in here for a moment? NOW!MR. GELLER: enters with his bat Found it.ROSS: Ill take that dad. grabs the
39、 batMRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.MR. GELLER: Thats impossible, hes got a twinkie in the city.MONICA: Dad, Im the twinkie.MR. GELLER: Youre the twinkie?RICHARD: Shes not a twinkie.MONICA: Al-alright, l-look you guys, this is the best relationship Ive been i
40、n. . .MRS. GELLER: Oh please, a relationship.MONICA: Yes, a relationship. For your information I am crazy about this man.RICHARD: Really?MONICA: Yes.MR. GELLER: Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said your
41、self, youve never seen Richard happier.MR. GELLER: When did I say that?MONICA: Upstairs in the bathroom right before you felt up mom.Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.Scene: Tattoo parlor. Rachel is showing Phoebe her tattoo.PHOEBE: Oh that looks so good, oh I love it.RACHEL:
42、 I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, Im so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.PHOEBE: Ahh. OK, lets see yours again.RACHEL: Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.PHOEBE: Oh OK. pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder Oh no, oh its gone, thats so weird, I dont know how-where it went.RACH
43、EL: You didnt get it?PHOEBE: No.RACHEL: Why didnt you get it?PHOEBE: Im sorry, Im sorry.RACHEL: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.PHOEBE: I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?RACHEL:
44、Really? You dont say, because mine was licked on by kittens.Scene: Chandler and Joeys apartment. Chandler is at the bar and Joey enters.JOEY: Hey.CHANDLER: Hey.JOEY: Hey listen, Im sorry about what happened. . .CHANDLER: Yeah me too.JOEY: I know. Yeah.CHANDLER: Yeah. So do we need to hug here or. .
45、.JOEY: No, were alright.CHANDLER: So I got ya something. tosses Joey a bag of plastic spoonsJOEY: Plastic spoons. Great.CHANDLER: Lick away my man.JOEY: Thesell go great in my new place. You know, till I get real ones.CHANDLER: What?JOEY: Well, I cant use these forever. I mean, lets face it, theyre
46、no friend to the environment.CHANDLER: No-no, I mean what, whats this about your new place?JOEY: Im movin out like we talked about.CHANDLER: Well I didnt think that was serious. grabs the spoons back Ya know I thought that was just a fight.JOEY: Well, it was a fight. . . based on serious stuff, reme
47、mber. About how I never lived alone or anything. I just think it would be good for me, ya know, help me to grow or. . . whatever.CHANDLER: Well, there you go.JOEY: Hey, are you cool with this. I mean, I dont want to leave you high and dry.CHANDLER: Hey, no, Ive never been lower or wetter. Ill be fine. Ill just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin, you know, put the foosball table in there.JOEY: Woah. Why do you get to keep the table?CHANDLER: I did pay for half of it.JOEY: Yeah. And uh, I paid for the other half.CHANDLER: Alright Ill tell you what, Ill play you for it.JOEY