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1、七年级英语阅读理解 有关于七年级英语笑话阅读英语笑话一般都比较短,因为这样方便大家阅读,本来只是用来博大家一笑放松身心的东西,又何苦弄得长篇大论呢。WTT分享关于七年级英语笑话,希望可以帮助大家!关于七年级英语笑话:浪费还是节约Waste or save Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven't I?关于七年级英语笑话:第一次约
2、会 Dating for the first timeA youngster asks a girl who es to the date: “Is this your date with young man for the first time?”Girl: “Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all always asking this question?”关于七年级英语笑话:不能让他跑了 I can't let him get awayA male crab met a female crab and asked her to marr
3、y him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away. So they got married immediately.The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. “What happened?” she as
4、ked. “You used to walk straight before we were married.”“Oh, honey,” he replied, “I can't drink that much every day.”关于七年级英语笑话:以“命”抵命A life for a life The English author, Richard Savage, was once living in London in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he had written the story of his l
5、ife, but not many copies of the book had been sold in the shops, and Savage was living from hand to mouth. As a result of his lack of food he became very ill, but after a time, owing to the skill of the doctor who had looked after him, he got well again.After a week or two the doctor sent a bill to
6、Savage for his visits, but poor Savage hadn't any money and couldn't pay it. The doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again. But still no money came. After several weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money. In the end he came to Savage's house and asked him for paym
7、ent, saying to Savage, “You know you owe your life to me and I expected some gratitude from you.”“I agree,” said Savage, “that I owe my life to you, and to prove to you that I am not ungrateful for your work I will give my life to you.”With these words he handed to him two volumes entitled, The life
8、 of Richard Savage.关于七年级英语笑话:大头强尼Johnny big head Johnny es back from school crying and says, “Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head.”His mother replies, “No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings.”看了“关于七年级英语笑话”的人【END】第 4 页 共 4 页