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1、英语诙谐笑话集锦英语诙谐笑话集锦很多英语国家在漫长的历史中，广泛流传着很多经典的诙谐小笑话。今天，我为大家准备了几则经典的英语笑话，给大家来共享一下，希望大家开心一笑，一起来看看吧!英语诙谐笑话：海盗的财富Tenstepsfromtheporch(门廊)andtwentystepsfromtherosebushes,growledBluebeardinJimmysdreamonenight.Therebetreasurethere!Aawrgh.SothenextdayJimmybegantodig.Heduguntiltheholewasdeepandthedirtpilewashigh.H
2、ekeptdigging.Theholegotdeeperandthedirtpilegothigher.Heduguntiltheholewasdeepestandthedirtpilewasatitshighest.Hesighed.Imtootired.Icantdiganymore.Thenhespiedsomething.butitwasonlyoneofWoofysbones.Insteadoftreasure,allJimmyhadwasadogbone,ahole,andabigpileofdirttofillitinwith.HethoughtThatpirateliedto
3、me!ButwhenJimmysmothersawwhathehaddone,sheclasped(紧抱，扣紧)herhandsandsmiledasmilefromheretoSunday.Oh,thankyou,Jimmy.Ialwayswantedarhododendron(杜鹃)bushplantedjustthere.Heres$5.00fordiggingthathole.英语诙谐笑话：委婉提醒Havingbeenmarriedalongtime,myhusbandsometimesneedsagentlereminderofaspecialoccasion.Onthemornin
4、gofour35thanniversary,weweresittingatthebreakfasttablewhenIhinted,Honey,doyourealizethatwevebeensittinginthesesametwoseatsforexactly35years?Puttingdownthenewspaper,helookedstraightatmeandsaid,So,youwanttoswitchseats?婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个十分事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个一样的座位上已坐了整整35
5、年了吗?他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：“因而，你想交换座位吗?英语诙谐笑话：两块蛋糕TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainly-takethispieceandcutittwo!两块蛋糕汤姆：妈妈，我能够吃两块蛋糕吗?妈妈：当然能够-拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!英语诙谐笑话：幸运的母亲Ayoungmotherbelievedthatitwasverywrongtowasteanyfoodwhenthereweresomanyhungrypeopleintheworld.Oneevening,shewasg
6、ivinghersmalldaughterherteabeforeputtinghertobed.Firstshegaveherasliceoffreshbrownbreadandbutter,butthechildsaidthatshedidnotwantitlikethat.Sheaskedforsomejamonherbreadaswell.Hermotherlookedatherforafewsecondsandthensaid,WhenIwasasmallgirllikeyou,Lucy,Iwasalwaysgiveneitherbreadandbutter,orbreadandja
7、m,butneverbreadwithbutterandjam.Lucylookedathermotherforafewmomentswithpityinhereyesandthensaidtoherkindly,Arentyoupleasedthatyouvecometolivewithusnow?一位年轻的母亲以为，世界上还有很多受饥饿的人，浪费食物真不应该。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。她先给她一片新鲜的黑面包和黄油，但孩子讲她不喜欢这样吃。她还要一些果酱涂在面包上。母亲看了女儿几秒钟，随即讲道，露茜，当我象你一样小的时候，总是吃面包加黄油，或者面包加果酱，从来没有面包既加黄油又加果酱。露茜看了母亲一会儿，眼中露出怜悯的神情，然后她柔声讲：您如今能跟我们生活在一起难道不感到高兴吗?英语诙谐笑话集锦