《英语有趣诙谐的小笑话.docx》由会员分享,可在线阅读,更多相关《英语有趣诙谐的小笑话.docx(4页珍藏版)》请在taowenge.com淘文阁网|工程机械CAD图纸|机械工程制图|CAD装配图下载|SolidWorks_CaTia_CAD_UG_PROE_设计图分享下载上搜索。
1、英语有趣诙谐的小笑话英语有趣诙谐的小笑话诗盈一下英语的笑话,有时机的要好好浏览母亲的脚Topreventourdog,Lacy,frompesteringvisitorstoourhouse,mymotheroftenmassagedherassheloungedbeneaththekitchentable,herfavoriterestingspot.Onedayacontractorcameovertotalkaboutahome-improvementproject.为避免我们的狗,莱希,纠缠来访的客人,我母亲常在爱犬喜欢呆的地方,即餐桌下面,摩昵它。一天,一个建筑商来谈居室装潢工程。A
2、sheandmymothersatacrossthetablediscussingtherenovations,mymotherslippedoffhershoesandmindlesslysoothedLacywithherfeet.在这人和我母亲坐在餐桌边谈居室的修茸时,我母亲滑脱了她的鞋子,开场不经意地用脚摩蹭起莱希来。Mymotherhadbeentalkingforaboutahalf-hourwhentohergreatembarrassmentsheheardLacybarkoutsidethefrontdoor.谈话进行了半个小时的时候,我母亲忽然感到很不好意思起来,由于这时她
3、听到了莱希在前门外的犬吠声。窗帘挂于何处drillsergeantorderedtwoyoungfemalerecruitstopaintaroominthebarracks,stressingthattheynotgetanypaintontheiruniforms.Doubtfultheycouldavoidruiningtheirclothes,thewomenlockedthedoor,strippednakedandpaintedinnude.Afteraboutanhourtheyheardaknockatthedoor.Whoisit?askedoneofthewomen.一位军
4、事训练中士命令两个年轻的女兵去油漆营房里的一间屋子,并一再强调不得把漆弄到她们的制服上。她们很怀疑能不把衣服弄脏,所以就把门插上,脱了衣服,裸体在里面油漆。大约一个小时过后,她们听到有人敲门。谁呀?其中一女子问。Blindman,camethereply.送窗帘的(与盲人同音同词-编者),来者答道。Seeingnoharminlettingablindmanin,theyopenedthedoor.她们觉得让一个盲人进来无妨,就开了门。Wow,whatknockouts!themansaidwithsurprise.Now,wheredoyouwanttheseblinds?哇,多动人的人儿呀
5、!那男子惊奇地讲,如今你们想把窗帘挂在哪儿?这是Westinghouse对不对Aladyopenedherrefrigeratorandsawarabbitsittingononeoftheshelves,Whatareyoudoinginthere?sheasked.一位女士打开冰箱门,发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上,就问它:你在那里做什么?Therabbitreplied,ThisisaWestinghouse,isntit?兔子回答:这是Westinghouse对不对?(Westinghouse,西屋电气公司)Theladyconfirmed,Yes.女士确认道:没错。Well,therabbitsaid,Imwesting.兔子讲:那就对了,我就是要往西边去。英语有趣诙谐的小笑话