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1、2024年英语经典小笑话 英语经典小笑话 下面是学习啦我整理的英语经典小笑话，以供大家学习参考。 英语经典小笑话：Dream 幻想 The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. Why have you chosen this career? he asked. I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father, the student replied. Your father mad
2、e a million dollars in farming? echoed the impressed dean. No, replied the applicant. But he always dreamed of it. 农校的招生办主任在面试一个上线的学生，你为何要选择这个职业?他问。 我幻想以经营农场来赚一百万元，就像我父亲一样。这个学生回答说。 你父亲经营农场赚了一百万元?主任惊诧地问道。 没有，这位申请人回答道，他总是幻想着赚到这个数目。 英语经典小笑话：Wedding or Not Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy m
3、an, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but never boiled over-just simmered. On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends. Upon his return he exclaimed, Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows n
4、ow! 弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了，富有而健康。他是个终生单身汉。他曾追求过许多女孩，但从不过热-见好就收。一天他突发奇想，确定四处走走，去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。 他回来即叹道：嘘!谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如今她们都成寡妇了! 英语经典小笑话：A Boy with a Big Head大头娃娃 A boy cried to his mother, All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head. Don't listen to them, his mother said, You have a b
5、eautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes. Where is the shopping bag? I haven't got one-use your hat. 一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。 别听他们的，他母亲劝慰道，你有一个很美丽的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。 购物袋在哪儿? 没购物袋了-就用你的帽子吧。 >>>>>>下一页更多经典的英语小笑话>>>>>>