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1、M: Oh, hello everyone and welcome to the first phase of theMD talk show.D: Yeah, He is Mark and I am Daisy, so we are MDM: Oh ,Chinese people dont say it 妈的D: Uh. I think your Chinese must better than English.M: Of course.D: But I think your Chinese is not so good.M: Does it must be like this?Can we
2、 talk well together?D: OK, its high time to our talk show. First of all, I need to askyou some questionsM: PleaseD: Do you have girlfriendM: Oh , 屌丝 destined to lonely life .D: Are you sureM: NO, my mother not sureD: So do you think a blind dateM: Maybe later.D: If it is on TVM: uh I think I will no
3、tD: Why .There are so many goddess on dating showsM: A good saying goes like that more beautiful, more badD: Please repeat it again.M:Oh ,no ,Just kidding .I mean that many beautiful girl ondating show is 拖儿 .D: This is just a few.M: Youre too pure. Baby girl. Lets enjoy the followingperformancesM:H
4、ello ,everyone ,There isIf you are the one ，I am thehost，Mengfei.Lets welcome the next male guest.B: Hello, everyone, I am B, male, 24 years old, come fromNanyang of Henan province.S(to D):Woo, 高富帅D: Do you know he is richS: No ,I guessM: Please tell me your declaration of love.B: I come from the co
5、untryside, no room , no car ,really nomoney, but I have a sincere heart. I want to be a girl herein hand, Catch her heart and never be apart.M: Guys ，Well done.Below, let us listen to the female guest. SumyS: After listening to you, I was so moved. I also want a pure love.I hope that you can pay mor
6、e attention to me.M:Why do you pass on ，DaisyD：Im sorry, I dont think I suitable for such a love.M: Well, its time to boys to choice. Please have light Sumy andHeartbeat girls , Daisy .B, if you insist on Daisy you may berejected, or Sumy will go directly to you. Please considercarefully.S: Wait. I
7、want to have a word with male guests said. I love you,has nothing to do with you, Ill back you up no matter whoyou choose. But I really want to be with you together toexperience without any deviation.M:OK，The male guest please select.B: After my careful thinking, I choose Sumy, I touched her andshe
8、also touched me. I believe we will achieve ourcommitments.M: so wonderful, bless you. In addition you get Maldives doubleseven day, enjoy it.B and S: Thanks.M: This is love, this is fate, come on if you are the one, maybeshe is waiting for you.台下 M: This is your salary, Let it become a secretB and S
9、: we bet.（M 走后）S: So easy to earn so much money, Mom no longer worriedabout my pocket money.B: Lets go to lets date of Hunan TVS: Its a good ideaM: Do you still believe in itD: Not exactly. Many boys and girls tofind the other half and then walked up to the palace of themarriage inside.M:woo，baby gi
10、rl ， Maybe it was just a lieD: I do not deny that there are some false things. As long asthere is a little of impossible can find the love, that isworth.M: Ok. But you must know that now dating show isentertainment. Many people are not for finding true loveD: True love is good, as long as with a sin
11、cere heart is not toobad. I heard a female guest hand success, but after herhusband is one of her many supporters.M: Ok, There are two sides to everythingD: Yeah, there is a reasonable, different people have differentviews.M: This time I am agree with youD: Ok, Todays program is over. Wonderful talk show, pleasesee the DM. GoodbyeM: Bye.