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1、2023年英语笑话,菁选3篇（完整）英语的笑话1AcouplewasinvitedtoaswankymaskedHalloweenParty.Shegotaterribleheadacheandtoldherhusbandtogotothepartyalone.He,beingadevotedhusband,protested,butshearguedandsaidshewasgoingtotakesomeaspirinandgotobed,andtherewasnoneedforhisgoodtimetobespoiledbynotgoing.Sohetookhiscostumeandawa
2、yhewent.Thewife,aftersleepingsoundlyforaboutanhour,awakenedwithoutpain;and,asitwasstillearly,decidedtogotothepartyafterall.Inasmuchasherhusbanddidntknowwhatcostumeshedbewearing,shethoughtshedhavesomefunbywatchingherhusbandtoseehowheactedwhenshewasntaround.Shejoinedthepartyandsoonspottedherhusbandcav
3、ortingaroundonthedancefloor,dancingwitheverychickhecould,gettingalittlekisshereandawarmsqueezethere.Hiswifewentuptohimandbeingratherseductiveherself,helefthiscurrentpartnerhighanddryanddevotedhistimetothisnewbabewhohadjustarrived.Shelethimdowhateverhewished,naturally,sincehewasherhusband.Finallyhewh
4、isperedalittlepropositioninherearandsheagreed,soofftheywenttooneofthecarsandtheydiditall!Zowie!Justbeforeunmaskingatmidnight,sheslippedawayandwenthome,putthecostumeawayandgotintobed,wonderingwhatkindofexplanationhewouldhaveforhisbehavior.Shewassittingupreadingwhenhecamein.Sheaskedhowtheeveninghadbee
5、n?HesaidOh,thesameoldthing.Youknow,Ineverhaveagoodtimewhenyourenotthere.Thensheasked,Didyoudancemuch?Hereplied,Youknow,Ididntdanceevenonedance.WhenIgotthere,ImetPete,BillBrownandsomeotherguys,sowewentintothedenandplayedpokerallevening.ButIlltellyou.fromwhatIheard,theguyIloanedmycostumeto,surehadarea
6、lgoodtime!妻子睡了一小会儿后觉得自己好多了。而时间尚早，她也换了装去到舞会。她想到自己的丈夫并不知道自己换了什么装扮，于是打算偷偷观察一下丈夫在自己不在身边时的表现。到了舞会，妻子看到丈夫在舞池中和不同的姑娘热舞。她跟着也加入其中，她的丈夫也和她跳起舞来。跟着他们离开舞池，再跟着%*#!#%￥(少儿不宜，省略数百字)，而在期间，他们两人都没有摘下面具。之后妻子就先回家了。她坐下来读书、有点幸灾乐祸地等丈夫回来，看他要如何解释。跟着她的丈夫也回来了。她问：“今晚过的怎么样啊?”丈夫答道：“啊还是老一套，你知道的，你不在我怎么会开心呢?”妻子又问：“你是不是跳了很多舞啊?”他答：“我一支
7、曲子都没跳，我到了那儿就遇到彼得、布朗和其他几个兄弟，接着我们就去休息室打扑克打了一晚上。不过我听说借走我面具和服装的那个家伙今天晚上倒玩得挺开心的!”英语的笑话2TwoSoldiersTwosoldierswereincamp.ThefirstonesnamewasGeorge,andthesecondonesnamewasBill.Georgesaid,haveyougotapieceofpaperandanenvelope,Bill?Billsaid,Yes,Ihave,andhegavethemtohim.ThenGeorgesaid,NowIhaventgotapen.Billgav
8、ehimhis,andGeorgewrotehisletter.Thenheputitintheenvelopeandsaid,haveyougotastamp,Bill?Billgavehimone.ThenBillgotupandwenttothedoor,soGeorgesaidtohim,Areyougoingout?BillSaid,Yes,Iam,andheopenedthedoor.Georgesaid,Pleaseputmyletterintheboxintheoffice,and.Hestopped.Whatdoyouwantnow?Billsaidtohim.Georgel
9、ookedattheenvelopeofhisletterandanswered,Whatsyourgirl-friendsaddress?两个士兵军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?”比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的.笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?”比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有.”他停住了。“你还要什么?”比尔问。乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?”