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1、Thank you. oh Mater, for releaing me from my captivity. For your kindne, pleae allow meto grant you each a wih. “谢谢你们从囚禁我的瓶子中把我放出来，我的主人。为了报答你们 的恩惠，请让我为每位实现一个愿望。” Well, it not too difficult to figure out what I want, aid Moe. I wih I were back home. “哦，我的愿望很容易想出来，”莫伊说。“我希望我能回到家里。” No ooner had he aid
2、 the word than he wa back in dear old Brooklyn. 话一说完，莫伊就已在他可爱的布鲁克林老家中。I want to be back home, too, aid I Larry, and he, too, wa intantly tranported. “我也想回家，”赖利说，他马上也就被送走了。By the code of the deert you mierable infidel mut be detroyed, declared their avageleader. Set up the guillotine ! “依据我们沙漠的规定，你们这
3、些可怜的异教徒必须被处死，”野蛮的 首领说道。“把断头台架设好。” Moe wa the firt to be ordered to the death intrument. 莫伊首先被命令上断头台。The blade decended but, amazingly, topped jut hort of hi neck. 但令人惊讶的是，刀具落下时在接近脖子地方就停止不动了。It a miracle! declared the Arab. Releae him! “这是个奇迹!”这位阿拉伯人说道。“把他放走!” Ne某t, Larry placed hi head under the hug
4、e, razor-harp blade. But once again it toppedhort of hi neck. 接着赖利把头放在像剃刀刀片一样锐利的大刀之下，但又一次刀子在 接近他的颈部地方停了下来。By Allah, another miracle! affirmed the heik once more. Releae him! “奉阿拉真主之命，又是另一个奇迹!”酋长又一次宣布。“放了他!” Finally, Curly wa led to the ominou device. Looking cloely he noticed a plinter of woodblocki
5、ng the path of the blade. 最后卷毛被带到那不吉利的断头台上，仔细察看后，他发现一块小木 片挡住了刀锋的去路。Well, no wonder it not working, he announced. “难怪它没反应，”他大声说道。Here your problem right here. “你们的问题就在这里” 一分钟的英语小笑话篇3 Look at My Sock 瞧瞧我的袜子 Say, that an intereting pair of ock youve , Charlie, one green and one red. “嘿，查理，你穿的这双袜子真有趣，一只绿色一只红色。” Yeah, and Ive got another pair jut like it at home. “是吗，我家里还有一双同样的袜子呢。”推荐访问: