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1、 第 1 页 英语搞笑话剧剧本（5 篇）英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇 4 第一幕 开场白 旁白：Long long ago there lived a beautiful princess,and there is a big family.But the hostess died.Her son is handsome and goodness.Her husband married another wife.The stepmother is very cruel to the son.One day their King will hold a ball and choose a prince
2、for his daughter.B:Girls in the other side look at me,look at me,look at me I am David,handsome and cool.I try my best to loose my weight for this ball.This is my photo three days ago.C:I am rich and humor.Look at my snow-white teeth,because I use the famous toothpaste-Peer.A:Oh,Can I go to the ball
3、?B and C:No!B:Look at yourself.The clothes are so bad and dirty.C:Yes,yes.B:Your hair 用手拨几下 C:What a mass!B:Your face C:Black and dirty,you seemed like a frog.B 拿出青蛙的照片 第 2 页 B:How can you go to meet the beautiful princess?Stepmother:OK,children,lets go!C:Mum,what about him?Stepmother:You,just stay
4、at home to do some housework.A:But,Mum,I want to go there.Stepmother:Oh,OK.B and C:Mum,why do you take him?Dont you think he will loose our face?Finally,they go without A.其次幕 仙女下凡 A:Why Why Why I cant go to join that ball.旁白：At this time a beautiful fairy appear.Fairy:Ahh,my poor child!What things m
5、ake you so sad?A:The beautiful princess will held a ball,but my stepmother and my brothers dont let me go there.Fairy:My good boy,let me help you.(拿出一套礼服)A:喜从天降，预备去参与舞会。Fairy:Wait for a moment.Dont forget your shoes.拿出一双耐克鞋 A:Thank you,my respectful fairy.第三幕 一见钟情 旁白：A is wearing beautiful clothes g
6、oing to the palace 第 3 页 as quickly as possible,but his brother and stepmother have already arrived.门卫：The next,the Trades first son.B:Oh,beautiful princess.I have greatly admired you for a long time,and you are like a Pizza in my heart.Princess:Please wait for a moment,what talent and skill you hav
7、e?B:Ill sing a song for you.(Singing)Only you Princess:Pass.门卫：The next.The Trades second son.C:La la I am a Princess:Pass.旁白：At that time A was appearing on the front door of the palace.All the people were shocked by his handsome and demeanor.A:Beautiful princess.Can I sing a song for you?Princess:
8、Sure,please.A:扶着公主从宝座上走下，两人目光对视，走成一个圈，开头唱歌。旁白：All the people seem to disappear.Only A is left in the princesss eyes.And so is the princess.Dang dang dang the clock strikes 12.A is waken from the happiness.第 4 页 A:Princess,I must go now.I am very sorry.Princess:Wait 旁白：In a hurry A dropped one of his
9、 shoes.But the princess was following him.A:(A look at princess and that shoe he has to go into the forest.)第四幕 丢失的鞋 旁白：The next morning,the guard brings the shoe to the princess.侍卫：My princess,this is the shoe left by Yang Master yesterday.Princess:Thats great!God save me!Go and declare:Whoever can
10、 wear this shoe will be my prince.第五幕 结局 旁白：The guars declared this thing in the whole city and it caused a big sensation.The two prince of the Trade are more excited.B:Oh,its so beautiful.Im sure I can wear this shoe.C:Do you think it is possible?Only I can wear that shoe.Stepmother:Stop talking,my
11、 dear sons.Go to get ready for it quickly.The guards will come in no time.旁白：A was sweeping floor more and more slowly.The 第 5 页 guards came in.侍卫：This is the shoe.Come and try it.旁白：At this moment B caught it quickly,tried it and murmured.B:why cant I put it on?Stepmother:My dear,let me help you.旁白
12、：The mother pulled B to the corner cutting his toe.Then B put the shoe very hardly.B:My princess,lets go.一瘸一拐 Princess:No,you are not my prince.Take off the shoe.C:Let me try.Let me try.(murmuring)I cannot wear it either.旁白：The mother pulled C to the corner again,and cut his heel.C:My princess,lets
13、go.Princess:No,you are not my prince,either.一瘸一拐 侍卫：Who else doesnt try to put on the shoe here?A:(In a low voice)Let me have a try.(A put the shoe without any difficulty.It just fit him.And A took off his dirty clothes again.)Princess:Wow,you are my prince.第 6 页 Princess and Prince got married.Then
14、 they live together and they are very happy.英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇 5 音乐：apple小熊表演 Bears:Today is our birthday.We are so happy!Rs:Knock,knock,knock.敲门声起 Bears:Whos that?Rabbit1:I am*.R2:I am*.Rs:We are rabbits.Bs:Come in,please.开门，请进 Rs:Happy birthday!送花 Bs:Thank you.Please take a seat.做手势，请坐 小熊把花插好 Ds:Knock,kno
15、ck,knock.敲门声起 Bs:whos that?D1:I am*.D2:I am*.D3:I am*.Ds:We are dogs.Bs:Come in,please.Ds:Happy birthday!第 7 页 Bs:Thank you.Please take a seat.小熊把花插好 Cs:Knock,knock,knock.敲门声起 Bs:whos that?C1:I am*.C2:I am*.C3:I am*.Cs:We are cats.Bs:Come in,please.Cs:Happy birthday!Bs:Thank you.Please take a seat.小
16、熊把花插好，拿水果款待客人 Bs:Which friut do you like?Rs:It is red.It is raund.Bs:Oh!Its apple.Here you are.Rs:Thank you.做吃状 Ds:Its yellow.Its long.Bs:Oh!Its banana.Here you are.Ds:Thank you.Cats:Its oraner.Its raund.Bs:Oh!Its oranger.Here you are.Cs:Thank you.第 8 页 小熊面对观众道白 Bs:Today is our birthday.We are so happy.转身招呼小动物们 Bs:Lets singing,lets dancing.As:Ok!歌曲：Hello!结束