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1、2023年度经典爆笑英语冷笑话,菁选2篇（精选文档）经典爆笑英语冷笑话1OneSideoftheCase一面之辞Ajudgeaskedourgroupofpotentialjurorswhetheranyoneshouldbeexcused,下面是我为大家整理的2023年度经典爆笑英语冷笑话,菁选2篇（精选文档）,供大家参考。经典爆笑英语冷笑话1One Side of the Case 一面之辞A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his
2、hand.I cant hear out of my left ear, the man told the judge.Can you hear out of your right ear? the judge asked. The man nodded his head.Youll be allowed to serve on the jury, the judge declared. We only listen to one side of the case at a time.一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应当免权。一个人举起了手。“我的左耳听不见。”那人告诉法官。“你的右边耳朵
3、听得见吗?”法官问道。那人点了点头。“你将被允许加入陪审团，”法官宣布。“我们每次只听一面之辞。”经典爆笑英语冷笑话2Two SoldiersTwo soldiers were in camp. The first ones name was George, and the second ones name was Bill. George said, have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?Bill said, Yes, I have, and he gave them to him.Then George said, Now
4、I havent got a pen. Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, have you got a stamp, Bill? Bill gave him one.Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, Are you going out?Bill Said, Yes, I am, and he opened the door.George said, Please
5、put my letter in the box in the office, and. He stopped.What do you want now? Bill said to him.George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, Whats your girl-friends address?两个士兵军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?”比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?”比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有.”他停住了。“你还要什么?”比尔问。乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?”