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1、 初中幽默英语演讲稿3篇 Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. Lets go to the fair, Matt, his wife said. We havent been anywhere for a long time. Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at
2、the fair. At last he said, All right, but Im not going to spend much money. Well look at things, but we wont buy anything. They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matts wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money. Then, in a nearby field, th
3、ey saw a small airplane. Fun flights! the notice said, $ 10 for 10 minutes. Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didnt want to have to pay for his wife, as well. Ive only got $ 10, he told the pilot. Can my wife come with me for free? The pilot wasnt se
4、lling many tickets, so he said, Ill make a bargain with you. If your wife doesnt scream or shout, she can have a free flight. Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife. The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down. When the plane landed, the pilot said, 0. K. your wife didnt make a sound. She can have her ride free. Thank you, Matt said. It wasnt easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out.