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1、外企网络管理员英文的辞职报告(精选多篇) dear mr. smith,as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers
2、and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste
3、 of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.you will never understand computers. somet
4、hing as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality t
5、han you ever will. copyright dedecmsyou walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping thei
6、r talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy r
7、eversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over th
8、e next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which
9、i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take picture
10、s of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendatio
11、n. thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all
12、that free time!wishing you a grand and glorious day.请大家一起来分享这一篇关于外企网络管理员的英文辞职报告：dear mr. smith,as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. afte
13、r your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll i
14、nto my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for th
15、e hundredth time.you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what a
16、n ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will. copyright dedecmsyou walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have respo
17、nsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.since this situation is unlik
18、ely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer no
19、t to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to
20、get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, y
21、ou neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places
22、 pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems
23、administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!wishing you a grand and glorious day.外企网络管理员英文辞职报告范文dear mr. smith,as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that
24、 ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.推荐：辞职报告范文专题asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little n
25、uance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly
26、attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am
27、sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will. copyright dedecmsyou walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked
28、 for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad pro
29、of of the dilbert principle.since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recom
30、mendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password
31、 you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.3. when you borrowed the di
32、gital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assur
33、e you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions w
34、ill be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!wishing you a grand and glorious day.相关文章：好范文网范文网deareffective october 1, i will assume the position of director of human resources for xxx, inc., in baton rouge. theref
35、ore, please accept my resignation as benefits and compensation coordinator of the human resources department within aaa associates, effective september 30.the decision was a difficult one for me because i have so enjoyed my working relationships here. the job description has given me gre at latitude
36、 in assisting other coordinators within the human resource area, and as a result, ive gained skills in several related fields. these cross-training opportunities have been invaluable, and in a much more formal, classroom setting, ive been able to take advantage of classes in management, interpersona
37、l skills, writing, and oral presentations. all of this training has been a worthwhile effort for both aaa and me.as i go to the new position, ill do so with the utmost respect for the management examples and philosophies learned here and with gratitude for the personal attention to my career growth.
38、thank you for the rewarding experience ive enjoyed during my seven-year association with the organization.sincerely,外企英文辞职报告范文dear mr.please accept my resignation as associate chemist at the gert institute. i plan to leave my job here on september 30, 19, taking a few days of annual leave just prior
39、 to that effective date.as you know, my primary interest has been in the oil and gas industry. therefore, ive accepted a position with fury refining, inc., that should put me back in touch with my “first love.”although im eager to accept the challenges in this new position, i regret leaving the institute. you and the organization as a whole have treated me very well over the past three years. i wont forget the friendship and professional growth ive experienced as an employee here.best wishes to all of you for years of expansion here.好范文辞职报告推荐更多相关文章