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1、2023年关于英语对话小笑话短文|英语对话短文 民间笑话故事像神话小说等民间文学一样，是广阔劳动人民在长期的生产劳动和与自然界作斗争的过程中，以口头形式创作和传承的文学体裁。下面是小编带来的关于英语对话小笑话短文，欢迎观赏! 关于英语对话小笑话短文篇1 Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and r
2、eturned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese? In the rat-trap, sir, replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主子向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩静
3、静地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪? 在捕鼠夹上，先生。那小男孩说。 关于英语对话小笑话短文篇2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she , has anyone of you ever make someone else glad? Please, teacher,said a small boy
4、,I've make someone glad yesterday. Well done. Who was that? My granny. Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad. Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'
5、;m glad'! 一个主日学校校(*教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人兴奋的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说：你们当中有谁让别人兴奋过? 我，老师，一个小男孩说：昨天我就使别人兴奋过。 做得好，是谁呢? 我奶奶。 好孩子。现在告知我们，你是怎样使你奶奶兴奋的。 是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：奶奶，我要回家了。她说：啊，我很兴奋! 关于英语对话小笑话短文篇3 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold them! 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们? 斯丹：浴室。 弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办? 斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛! 看了关于英语对话小笑话短文的人还看了： 1.关于幽默英文短文阅读 2.关于幽默英语短文带翻译 3.关于短篇英语笑话对话 4.有关英语笑话对话短文 5.关于爆笑英语笑话小短文大全