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1、胡里奥Julio!你帮我把蓝色油布铺在屋顶吧免得漏水看起来不像是要下雨的样子It doesnt look like it*s gonna rain.暴风雨要来了我的骨头感受到了胡里奥Julio!铺得离屋檐近一些太陡了我害怕从底下看着不陡啊-胡里奥妈♥个♥蛋-Julio! - Chinga su madre.别忘了今天去接你表哥别迟到了你的姐♥妹♥们♥今晚要来聚餐呢 我知道I know.加油就这样没错哥们Come on now. Right there. Right there, man.不错哥们Yeah, man.你能赢他Y
2、ou got him.不好意思打断一下请问你们能移一下车吗My bad to interrupt but do you fools mind moving your car?我上班快迟到了Im a little late for work.现在不方便这场比赛很重要Bad timing. We*re in the middle of an important race right now.没错黑人对阵墨西哥人Yeah, its Black versus Mexicans.我是萨尔瓦多人Hey, Im Salvadorian.不是吧这么玻璃心Damn, all sensitive.没事我应该出得去
3、You know what? I think I got room.我做过泊车小弟I used to valet.靠Gotta be more careful, alright?你差点弄坏了我和我妈妈的照片You almost just broke this photo of me and my mom.我会原谅你因为你还是小孩Im gonna forgive you because youre a little homie.但这要是在四级监狱But if this was a level four yard,我就会直接捅你一刀I wouldve stabbed you.明白了吗You und
4、erstand?明白了Yeah.好的Okay.过来吧抱抱我我是你叔叔路易斯Now, come here. Give me a hug. Tm your tio Luis, alright?我爱你小子I love you, mijo.晚饭好了快趁着菜凉之前过来吃饭胡里奥胡里奥Julio. Julio!别这么没礼貌路易斯是我们的客人坐那边吧坐我旁边谁把墨西哥小矮人请来这了Eh, who let the Mexican Oompa Loompa in here, huh?小矮人Oompa!为什么我看到屋顶上有防水布Hey, whats up with that tarp I saw on the r
5、oof?暴风雨就要来了我们的屋顶漏水胡里奥 你得打电♥话♥叫唐洛伦佐来修不用阿姨我能修好屋顶不用担忧真的吗那太好了你也许可以教教胡里奥这家伙的手就像个摆设对啊教教这家伙Yeah, teach his ass.这个傻瓜连乐高积木都不会拼This fool cant even build Legos.我最起码能修好屋顶来报答你们Its the least I could do to repay you.报答你们让我住在这你要在这住多久都行慢慢开始新生活谢谢你阿姨那你有什么关于开始新生活的计划吗其实我有一些好消息Actually, I have some exciting
6、 news.我已经成了“要抱不要暴”的核心人物Ive kinda become a big deal at Hugs Not Thugs我们现在是洛杉矶第五大帮派改造中心which is now the fifth largest gang rehabilitation center in Los Angeles.总之我走了后门可以给路易斯搞个名额Anyway, I pulled a few strings and I was able to get Luis a spot.我会成为你的个案管♥理♥员♥帮你找到新工作Imma be your case
7、manager, help you find a new career.你能个案管理个蛋蛋小子You can case manage these nuts, homie.是啊胡里奥你才是那个该正经过日子的人Yeah, Julio, youre the one who needs to get your life together.你的钱都用来买♥♥ 了愚蠢的漫画书Like, you waste all your money buying dumbass comic books我还在你房♥间里看到了光盘and I literally saw CDs in
8、 your room.这年头哪个傻子他妈还花钱听音乐啊Like, who the fuck pays for music, idiot?我就喜欢实体播放器I like physical media.妈妈你为什么让他免费住在这里Yeah, Mom, how come you let him stay here for free?我成年以后你就让我付房♥租了You made me start paying rent after my quincea?era.就连我的成人礼都是我自己掏的钱You made me pay for my quincea?era.他帮助迷失的灵魂他是我的骄傲
9、他真的能帮到你路易斯不别担忧我阿姨Nah, dont worry about me, tia.我自己能找着工作的I can find a job on my own.而且我刚出狱我想先享受享受Plus, 1 just got out, you know, I wanna kick it first.路易斯你不觉得你妈妈想让你好好过日子吗索菲亚非常爱你你不能待在这里浪费人生所以我猜如果他想留在这里So I guess if he wants to stay here,那他就得加入“要抱不要暴”then he has to join Hugs Not Thugs.对不对妈妈没错抓紧时间我们快迟到了
10、Hurry up, were gonna be late.你车呢Wheres your ride at?你开我的车去圣地亚哥了You took my car to San Diego?你不是说只是办点小事吗I thought you needed to run a few errands.我怎么就不能去圣地亚哥办事了People can run errands in San Diego.你不要种族歧视Dont be racist.你♥他♥妈♥在圣地亚哥能有什么事What the fuck kind of errands are you running
11、in San Diego? 我♥干♥什么关你屁事None of your business what kind of errands.你怎么老是多管闲事请尊重我的隐私回见Always so nosy. Respect my boundaries. Bye.玛姬是个好女孩真不知道你为什么跟她掰了她是你前女友吗她这是在利用你啊兄弟Shes your ex? Ah, shes using you, bro.你留神点Look at it closely.我们还是有来往的时不时的We still hook up. Sometimes.那你男朋友不吃醋吗Doesnt that
12、make your boyfriend jealous?他真可怜I feel for him.你们都该为今天能坐在这里感到骄傲You should all be proud to be sitting here today,因为这意味着你们已经逃离了mainly because it means youve escaped我们种族主义阶级主义政♥府♥建立的the corrupt for-profit prison industrial complex腐♥败♥的盈利性监狱匚业园区put in place by our racist, cia
13、ssist government.而且还因为你已经迈出了But also because youve taken the first step把握自己生活的第一步towards gaining control of your life.现在第二步是对精神和毅力的考验Now, the second step is a test of great spiritual and mental fortitude.你们必须要烤出You must bake一个美味的纸杯蛋糕a delicious cupcake.什么鬼搞什么What? What?胡里奥搞什么飞机老弟Yo. Julio, what the
14、fuck, man?还以为你能让我设计太阳能电池板之类的Thought you said Id be designing solar panels and shit.老兄我们只有把这些纸杯蛋糕Hey, dawg； the only way we can afford that program卖♥♥给当地超♥市♥才能负担得起这个项Bis by selling these cupcakes to local supermarkets.大家喜欢从前帮派成员那里买♥♥纸杯蛋糕People love buying cup
15、cakes from ex-gang members.唯一比我们卖♥♥更多甜点的The only nonprofit that sells非营利组织是女童子军more sweets than us are the Girl Scouts.如果女童子军也开始在脸上纹身我们就完蛋了If the Girl Scouts ever start getting face tattoos, were fucked.这简直就是剥削啊Hey, this is like some exploitation shit.伙计们这不就是监狱劳动嘛Its like prison labor,
16、 homies.我们应该成立工会We oughta unionize.都给老子闭嘴Shut the fuck up!我知道你们这帮兔崽子为什么不想烤蛋糕Now I know why you bitches dont wanna bake cupcakes.这跟穿粉色围裙没有任何关系See, it aint got nothing to do with the pink apron.而是因为在内心深处Its cause deep down inside,你们这些混♥蛋♥害怕失败you motherfuckers is afraid to fail.因为这不是你们的地盘
17、Cause this aint your world.这是我的地盘This is my world.这里是纸杯蛋糕的世界Cupcake world.我是纸杯蛋糕世界里的纸杯蛋糕女孩Im a cupcake girl in a cupcake world.化用Big Big World)歌♥词进了纸杯蛋糕的地盘就得守这里的规矩And you will not come in here and disrespect my cupcake world. 贱♥人♥Bitch.谢谢你珀西威廉姆斯主厨Thank you, Chef Percy Williams.他
18、一开始和你们一样He started out just like all of you然后他参加了我们的烹饪课程then he went through our culinary program,现在他是彩糖蛋糕店的糕点师and now he is a gourmet pastry chef at Sprinkles.一家连锁纸杯蛋糕店彩糖蛋糕还差不多Well, Fil fuck with some Sprinkles.好了废话少说Aight, now enough of this bullshit.我们开始上烘焙课吧Lets get our bake on.拥抱我你为什么翘课Whyd you
19、 bounce?老弟那个什么烘焙课太丢人了好吗Dawg, that cupcake shit is embarrassing, alright?那是我妈以前常干的事Thats stuff my mom used to do.接下来呢你想让我给你织毛衣吗Whats next, you want me to knit you a sweater or what? 这叫艺术治疗Its called art therapy,今天下午两点半你就要上这门课and thats on your schedule for 2:30 today.而且这门课其实很有意思And actually, its reall
20、y fun.我去你脾气挺大啊Damn, youre moody.你来大姨妈了吗You on the rag or what?我靠你这家伙不会怀孕了吧Oh, shit, fool, youre pregnant?我能摸摸孩子吗Can I touch the baby?快看它在踢我Aye, mira, look, its kicking.你真 ♥他 ♥妈♥无知Youre fucking ignorant.现在不是2005年了Itfs not 2005.蜘蛛侠早就不是托比马奎尔演了Tobey Maguire aint Spider-Man anymore.在
21、我脑海里时间永远是2005年Itll always be 2005 up here, my boy!听着如果你连一个纸杯蛋糕都烤不好Listen, if you can*t even bake me a cupcake,那我就得把你踢出工程Im gonna have to cut you loose.然后你就得从我家搬出去Then you have to move out of my house.我是爰之深责之切大少爷Tough love, playboy.谢天谢地终于有个男人来修理房♥子了哥们儿等你干完那些环保基佬的破事Hey, fool, when youfre done w
22、ith that gay Captain Planet shit, 我可以教你干点爷们的活I can teach you how to do some man shit.垃圾分类怎么就基佬了Hows recycling gay?别傻了好吗你知道为什么Dont play stupid, alright? You know why.我现在感觉精力充分Damn, now Im feeling all energized and shit.你把哑铃放哪了Where do you keep the weights at?我想健身I wanna work out.我没有哑铃I dont have any
23、weights.我一般都是跑步锻炼I mostly just run for exercise.难怪你的肥婆前女友老是偷你的车No wonder your torta ex-lady always steals your car.快点加速Come on, pick up the pace.做纸杯蛋糕可不会长肌肉You dont get all swole from making cupcakes.太他妈重了Itrs fucking heavy!拜托液体不重只是水而已Hey, liquids aint heavy. Its just water.你要跟我学的还多着呢Damn, you still
24、 got a lot to learn from me.你还像个小屁孩一样Youre like a little kid still.或许我才该做你的个案管♥理♥员♥Maybe Im the one that should be your caseworker.去你的我不做了Fuck this. Im done!不不不你只是需要凉快一下Nah, nah, nah. You just need to cool off.走起Here.爽吧Toma!路易斯Hey, Luis.我要和你抱歉I wanna apologize.昨天做纸杯蛋糕时我对你要求太严格了I
25、 went too hard on you about the cupcakes yesterday.重要的是尽力而为The important thing is, is that youre trying your best.以防万一你尽力的结果不尽如人意Just in case your best isnt., the best.你们就像这湿乎乎的面团一样恶心人You are all disgusting wet batter.但是这些恶心的湿面团But out of that disgusting wet batter可以变成漂亮的纸杯蛋糕can rise a beautiful cup
26、cake.你们得弄清楚自己的动力何在You just have to figure out what your motivation is.或许是为了你爱的人Maybe youre doing this for somebody you love.又或许你是带着怨恨在做Or maybe youre just doing it out of spite.但世界上大多数美好事物都诞生于怨恨Hell, most good things in this world was done out of spite. 因为怨恨英国人才有了美国America started out of spite for t
27、he fuckin Brits.因为讨厌可口可乐 才有百事可乐Pepsi started out of spite for motherfuckin1 Coca-Cola.雪碧Sprite,雪恨spite!你们拥有改变这个世界的力量You have the power to make a difference in this world.这些励志鸡汤说得我都渴了All this motivational speaking is making me thirsty!该死 Goddamn!快给我来瓶雪碧Yo, somebody give me some damn Sprite!主厨Hey, che
28、f.我做好了Im done over here.不劳您费心了主厨Don*t worry, chef.我来试吃Ill taste test it.这玩意儿好吃到爆兄弟Yeah, well, this shits gonna be bomb, homie.不信你试试Trust that.这我就不知道了Hmm. I dont know.这个蛋糕尝起来充满暴♥力♥怨恨I taste a lot of thug in this.没有多少爱意But not a lot of hug.你最好再试试Guess you better try again.你♥他&hear
29、ts;妈♥瞎说伙计-You fucking liar. - Hey, dawg, 我们这里对纸杯蛋糕的要求很高we just have a really high standard for cupcakes here. 做好纸杯蛋糕并非易事Making cupcakes aint no cakewalk.滚蛋去你的纸杯蛋糕Man； fuck you and fuck your cupcakes.你个基佬Gay boy.基佬你认真的吗Gay boy? Are you for real?这已经不好笑了蠢货Nobody finds that shit funny anymore, du
30、mbass.这混♥蛋♥像个高中生一样无知又狂妄 This motherfucker got that 10th grade ignorance. 现在早就不是2005年了Itrs not 2005 no more.去你的 你们一群傻♥逼♥Man, fuck you. Fuck all you fools.我受够了这个傻♥逼♥工程Im done with this stupid-ass program.我好心好意想帮你你就这样对我Thats what I get for being nice and trying
31、 to help your ass.你得了吧别在那装好人了You know what? I can smell that nice guy bullshit a mile away.你根本不在乎我You don*t give a fuck about me.别再假惺惺的了来给我一拳啊Why dont you drop the fake shit and swing on me, perro, huh? 我知道你想来啊贱♥人♥I know you want to. Come on, bitch.用你最大的力气打我你个懦夫Hit me with your best sh
32、ot, you fucking pussy.好吧Alright, fine.你妈妈生病时你没能陪在她身边When your mom got sick, you werent there for her因为你做了蠢事在坐牢because you were in prison for doing dumb shit.这家伙可真冷血This fools coldblooded.千万别和他讲你的生活Hey, dont ever tell this fool nothing about your life.我真该死Fuck me.这个纸杯蛋糕很美味Now, that is one delicious c
33、upcake.为什么要骗你可怜的表哥呢Why did you lie to your poor cousin?我只是想帮他Look, Tm just trying to help his ass.但他从不听我的话But that fool wont listen to me.他依然把我当小孩He still sees me as a little kid.胡里奥我有没有和你说过Julio, did I ever tell you aboutFuck!我没当过泊车小弟I wasnt a valet.我为什么要那么说Why the fuck did I say that?我可以的I got thi
34、s.你可以的没问题没问题没问题You got it, you got it, you got it. You got it.这样吧我还是绕过去吧就不倒车了You know what? Irll just go around.他在搞什么鬼What the fuck is he doing?他压倒了那些白篱笆He got the little white fence!搞什么What the fuck?天呐Oh, shit.多谢各位担待了朋友们Hey, good lookin* out, fellas.这个傻瓜第一季第一集在”要抱不要暴”你将有一次新的机会At Hugs Not Thugs, you
35、 get a second chance决定自己想成为怎样的人to decide who you want to be.不管你以前是帮派成员Whether youre a former gang member还是坐过牢or previously incarcerated,我们都能提供资源 让你改变人生we offer the resources you need to transform your life.这个社会或许抛下了你但我们会伸出援手The system may have left you behind, but were here for you.我们可以骄傲地说在洛杉矶洗纹身的数
36、量And were proud to say we remove more tattoos我们称第二没人敢称第一than anyone else in Los Angeles.朋友我们能洗掉那个眼泪纹身的没问题Hey, big dawg, we can wipe away that teardrop tattoo, no problem.我这辈子做过的最糟糕的事the worst thing Ive ever done in my life?比赛孕育希望说过你做的那个纪录片Well, yeah. The documentary you made讲贫民区一年一度的乒乓球锦标赛的about the
37、 annual ping-pong tournament on skid row.不是No.我是说我以前在银行工作时Im talking about when I worked for a bank没收别人房♥子的事foreclosing on peoples homes.你不喜欢我的纪录片吗You didnt like my doc?不不不我喜欢No, no, no, no, no. I like it.我觉得它很哀伤I thought it was really sad,所以我知道它是个好片子and thats how I knew it was good.不管怎样你刚刚说银
38、行什么来着But anyway, what were you saying about the bank?我为自己的所作所为感到羞愧Well, I was so ashamed at what I was doing所以我辞掉那份高薪工作that I quit my lucrative job只身一人搬到了委内瑞拉的一个偏远村庄and I moved by myself to a remote village in Venezuela这个村子被泥石流重创that had been devastated by mudslides.我花了六个月时间帮助人们重建家园I spent six month
39、s rebuilding peoples homes.双手满是水泡My hands are covered in blisters,浑身淤青my body was full of bruises.我感染了肠道寄生虫可能至今未愈I caught this intestinal parasite that I think is still with me.但我从未如此开心过But I never felt so happy.也从未如此满足I never felt so fulfilled.然后有一天 我建的每一栋房♥子都塌了And then one day, every single
40、 house that I built fell down.因为我根本不会建房♥子Because I had no idea how to build houses.但我知道怎么做披萨But I knew how to make pizza.我做了很多披萨人们都叫我披萨哥I made so much pizza, they called me Hombre Pizza.但很不幸村子里的每个人Unfortunately, it turned out that everybody in the village都有乳糖不耐症所以was lactose intolerant, so, u
41、m-大家要求我离开I was asked to leave.所以你从来没帮到他们是吗So you never got to help them, huh?是的但我学到了珍贵的一课No, but I learned something very important.我有个坏习惯You see, I have a bad habit总是关注别人的问题却忽略自己的问题of focusing on other peoples problems while ignoring my own.我觉得你可能也是这样And I think you might have that same problem.我想说
42、You know. just to say it,我觉得纪录片哪哪都好I think the only issue I had with the doc就是配乐不好was the soundtrack.里面用到了太多长笛伴奏Yeah, it had way more flute than Im used to.但你知道吗But you know what?有些我超爱的电影第一次看也很讨厌Some of my favorite movies, I hated the first time.滚出去去和你表哥抱歉Get the hell outta here and go apologize to
43、your cousin.你说得对我喜欢长笛-Youre right. -1 like flute.-好的-你厉害你去拍电影啊-Okay. - You try making a fuckin1 movie.抱歉Sorry.顺便说一句不用客气Youre welcome, by the way.我不用客气你才是那个该道谢的人Im welcome? Youre the one who should be fuckin1 welcome.这是我的车This is my car.我们在后座搞过这算是我们的车Weve had sex in the backseat. Its our car.我得开个众筹来帮
44、你买♥♥辆新的尼桑天籁 Imma start a GoFundMe to buy you a new Nissan Altima.-快把钥匙还我-行行行-1 want my key back. - Okay； okay, okay.我抱歉还不行吗Jeez, Im sorry.但也许我借你的车是有理由的But maybe the reason I borrowed your car was你偷了我的车这可是重罪真的Stole my car, committed a felony, really.我只是想找个借口和你一起出来玩I wanted a reason to h
45、ang out with you.我们俩已经很久没一起出来了You never hang out with me anymore.因为我们分手了 都几个月前的事情了别想了-We broke up! - Yeah, like months ago. Get over it.你只有在有求于我的时候才会来找我You only wanna hang out when you want something from me.你不也只有想上♥床♥的时候才会来找我Like how you only wanna hang out when you wanna smash?是啊一点没错
46、Yup, exactly like that.不过我说真的你要下次再这样But for real, if you pull this shit again,圣诞节你就别过来了Im not letting you come over for Christmas.胡里奥米格尔博尼法西奥洛佩兹德拉里瓦Julio Miguel Bonifacio Lopez De La Riva, 如果你不让我去你家if you take your family away from me逼得我不得不回我家and make me go back to mine,我一定会打死你I will beat your ass!我
47、一定会从烟囱里钻进去Im gonna slide down the chimney然后狠狠地掐住你and Im gonna choke you out so hard让你眼珠子都爆出来youre gonna come out your eyes.天哪你有病吧Jesus Christ! Whats wrong with you?你才有病吧Whats wrong with you?你明明就喜欢这样You like it.靠边停Yo, pull over.你都开始跟踪我了吗So youre stalking me now?你懂的找找乐子嘛You know it. Give me some chon-chon.其实吧也挺好玩的You know, its funny.有一次就在那边One time right over there,我和兄弟们抢劫了几个傻♥逼♥me and the homies robbed these nerdy-a