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1、布兰达小甜心你来说饭前祷告怎么样-Brenda, sweetheart, would you like to say grace?你可真是幸运啊-Wow! Lucky girl.在我35岁以前我爸可不允许我说饭前祷告Papa didnt let me say grace until I was 35.上帝保佑我们这些啊-Bless us, oh Lord, and these- ah!冲小绿猪冲小绿猪Go, green! Go, green!河马河马河马Hippos! Hippos! Hippos!我的天这他妈是怎么一回事-Jesus Christ! What the hell is goin
2、g on here?我们用复活射线把虚拟的饥饿河马-We used a Come Alive ray to sci-fi some Hungry Hungry Hippos科幻模拟出现实生活中真的饥饿河马into IRL life Hungry Hippos,事情就变得有趣起来了and things got a little titsy!我的河马刚吃了一个巨丑的花瓶小粉得十分-Oh! Mine just ate an ugly vase! Thats ten points for pink!那是我爸的骨灰啊-Those were my father*s ashes!那就是双倍得分好棒-That
3、 means double points, boyyy!这是我玩过的最好的游戏之夜了-Best game night ever!比我们在糖果乐园得糖尿病那次好多了-Its way better than when we all got diabetes from real-life Candyland.你有什么事我在游戏呢-Ugh. What do you want? Im gaming!大家认识什么蛹宝吗Hey, do we know a Pupa?-认识拜托老兄-Yes! - Come on, man!当然好吧多谢你的电♥话♥-Uh-huh. Oh. Alrig
4、ht. Thanks for calling.我的天啊Jesus Christ.好啦我们走粉粉河马-Were gonna have to marshal all our firepower for an epic showdown 这已经酝酿了三季了thats been three seasons in the making.希望迪士尼的黑暗力量不要把这段删掉Hopefully, the Disney dark lords dont make us trim anything out, 因为这一段一定会非常少♥儿♥不♥宜♥because
5、this shit is going to be fucking wild, Ill tell you that much.大干一场吧-Lets do this shit!我天谁能想到布丽加巴尔巴会这么好Man. Who knew Brigga Baiba would be so nice.她的家也是好可爰啊And her home? Lovely!她茶园里的小喷泉也超应景的-Oh, that little fountain in her tea garden was so peaceful.我也觉得我们真的错怪她了-1 was thinking the same thing! We real
6、ly had her pegged wrong.真不敢相信我们只需要租一辆漂亮的南瓜车-1 cant believe all we had to do was lease this rad pumpkin car然后从她那边买♥♥回所有的Stella & Dot点点牌的垃圾就能拿回飞船了and buy all that Stella & Dot crap from her to get the ship back.这不是垃圾看看这个俄是女老大护腕-It is not crap. Look at my Tm a Girl Boss chunky cufflet.这是潮
7、流宝贝Thats on trend, baby! party music playing in distance泰瑞你有听到吗-Terry, d-do you hear that?喔好喔-Woo! Alright!80年代电影风格狂热粉丝-An 80s movie-style rager?这可不能出现在我家-Not in my house!嘿这个唱片转盘是我为了逾越节Hey! Thafs the turntable I got for Passover把飞船噪音和太空声音融合起来才买♥♥的to mix ship noises with space sounds.杰西
8、和雅峰莱去哪里了啊-Where the hell are Jesse and Yumyulack?炮弹来袭-Cannonball!该我了哦-My turn! Oh!告诉你你这样太不负责了Uh, to tell you that this is irresponsible!你们俩应该看好蛹宝的-You two were supposed to be watching the Pupa!对啊我们看着他开了一个超棒的派对-Yeah, and we watched him throw an awesome party!行了所有人都出去-Okay, everyone out!真扫兴烂透了This is
9、stupid. Whatever.忍♥无可忍♥ 了蛹宝Thats the last straw, Pupa.你怎么能在我不在的时候开80年代派对啊How could you throw a crazy 80s party without me?你真的要被禁足了You are super-duper chaluper grounded.没错继续说泰瑞-啊啊-Yeah, tell him, Terry! - Gah, ah!我讨厌这样做因为我很酷I hate doing this because Im the cool one who bites the cheese
10、喜欢做事情直截了当而不是拖泥带水right off the block instead of cutting off a piece, 但是你真的让我没方法了but you leave me no choice.我们不会给你平板和那些小黄书了No more iPad, no more sexy books.也不许.看葫葫芦动画片了No. more. Hulu!你们看他-Look at him,他现在学到教训了hes learning his lesson so hard right now!也许我就是那个专门治他的人Maybe I am the Pupa expert.搞什么-What the
11、 hell?我没想到还能这样啊1 did not know that was an option.他下了一个抱歉蛋Aww, he laid an apology egg.抱歉蛋可以啊蛹宝Apology egg-cepted, Pupa!嘿老兄Yeah, buddy!这又是什么鬼What the hell is that?小兄弟Little Buddy!对老兄Yeah, buddy!就是这样兄弟Yeah, buddy!他跟另外的小兄弟在一起的时候How the hell am I supposed to punish him我要怎么惩罚他啊when hes palling around with
12、 a little buddy. Aw!我靠如果我们当时用锤子把蛹宝的头敲掉Shit, if we had just smashed Pupas head with a hammer把他丢进采石场那这些就都不会发生了and thrown him in the quarry, none of this wouldve happened. 我们已经做了能做的事情但蛹宝还是不怕我们- Weve clearly done everything we can, the Pupa isnt afraid of us.我们需要一个能让蛹宝规矩起来的人We need someone who can whip
13、Pupa into shape.他要有金子一样的心灵钢铁一样的腹肌Someone with a heart of gold, abs of steel,我们还有嘻哈传奇般的小腿and the calves of a hip-hop legend.- 我们需要.-马克沃尔伯格We need Mark Wahlberg!好吧马克沃尔伯格严格规矩跟我们不一样-Okay, so Mark Wahlberg has a restraining order against us, 但是军事学校也能起作用的but military school should work just as well.好了蛆虫们集
14、中注意-Alright, maggots, I own you!你们就是我鞋底的蛆虫Youre nothing but pieces of maggot shit on the bottom of my shoe! 我会把你们这些蛆虫从地球上抹得干干净净I will wipe your maggot asses off the face of this earth!都听明自了吗蛆虫们Do you understand me, maggots?收到长官Yes, sir!某些时候冲“蛆虫”大喊大叫反而效果不好-At some point, yelling maggots11 has diminis
15、hing returns.我很喜欢我要在家里这样干蛆虫-1 like it, Tm- Im going to start doing it at home, maggot. 真是小刀刺屁♥股♥-Welt fuck me sideways.虽然我这些年来一直喊着蛆虫In all my years of screaming at maggots,但我还真没训练过蛆虫Ive never gotten to actually train an honest to goddamn maggot.你叫什么名字蛆虫.我叫蛹宝Whats your name, maggot? Im
16、the Pupa.错你的名字叫蛆虫- Wrong. Your name is maggot.你又是什么And what the hell are you?小兄弟-Little Buddy!他妈的什么叫小兄第-What in the almighty fuck is a Little Buddy?他叫得也太猛了-He yells an awful lot.你们不担忧这对于小家伙来说太苛刻了吗Arent you worried this is gonna be too hard on the little guy? 我们需要一个苛刻的人来让他走上正途-We need someone hard to
17、 set him straight.你觉得这些人会想要买♥♥-Hey, you think these guys would want to buy一些Stella & Dot点点牌狗牌吗some Stella & Dot dog tags?我们有精美的定制白金项链We have some delish bespoke white gold necklaces.我说真的Im telling you!我说的真的Im telling you闭嘴滚回屁♥眼♥里去蛆虫-Shut up and get in the gourd, maggot!很好
18、这一招对你有效Oh yeah, that works for ya boy. Mm.杰西相信我这是对待蛹宝的最好方式Jesse, trust me, this is the best thing for the Pupa.对他以后还得感谢我们呢-Yeah, he*s gonna thank us later.到时候我们还能嘲笑他一下比方.Well have a laugh about it. Like-我想他已经学会.I bet hes already learning- glass shatters那他妈是什么是蛹宝和小兄弟-What the hell was that? - Pupa an
19、d Little Buddy!他们怎么会这么快参军校出来How did they get out of military school so fast?他们跟那个超级严格的教官成朋友了They made friends with that hard-ass drill sergeant!蛹宝太有魅力了大家都喜欢他-The Pupa*s too charismatic! People love his charm!我们之前不该停车让泰瑞去那家早午餐俱乐部推销的-We should never have stopped for Terry to hawk Stella & Dot to that
20、brunch club!你不能这样跟我说话You cant talk to me like that.我就差一万就能成为品牌副代言了Im 10K away from being an associate ambassador.你说说谁才是蛹宝专家小样-Whos the Pupa expert now, bitch?好了蛹宝不是我们疯了-Okay, look, Pupa, its not that were mad.我们对你很失望你可以表现更好的Were just so disappointed in you. Youre better than this.我不明白我们试了一切方法-1 dont
21、 get it. Werve tried everything!严厉的爰温柔的爱愚蠢的爱Tough love, soft love, crazy stupid love-我们甚至还让柯妮拉芙跟你一起看真爱至上-We even had Courtney Love watch Love Actually with you and nothing!你之前就表现不好现在又跟小兄弟学坏-You were acting bad before but now with Little Buddy, its way worse.没错小兄弟会带坏你-Yeah, Little Buddys a bad influe
22、nce.没错小兄弟就是个问题因为他跟我们不是一路-Yes, Little Buddys the problem. Because ifs definitely not us.小兄弟是我的朋友-Little Buddy is my friend.不我禁止你再见小兄弟了抓住他泰瑞-No! I forbid you from seeing Little Buddy ever again! Get him, Terry.把小兄弟交出来给我-Give me that Little Buddy! Give him to me!为了确保他不会再回来-And to make sure he never com
23、es back,我会把他关在水晶镇纸里Im trapping him inside of a crystal paperweight.没错小兄-Yeah, budd-不-No!现在他出不了馒主意了还能帮我们压住账单-Now, he can*t give you bad ideas, and hell keep our bills from flying away.大家知道吧Stella & Dot点点出了蒲公英镇纸-You know, Stella & Dot has a dandelion paperweight-我去泰瑞你这算非法传销了-Jesus fuck, Terry, its a p
24、yramid scheme.好吧闹脾气而已让他累坏自己算了-Alright, this is just a tantrum. Let him tire himself out.马上他就会回归本来的样子了Pretty soon, hell be back to normal and we can-蛹宝爆♥炸♥变成雾气了-Oh! The pupa exploded into a mist!-这不是雾气-这就是雾-It*s not a mist. - Ifs a fog.不这更像是蒸汽-No, it*s more like a steam.不管它是什么反正我们现在被困在里
25、面了这味道好像蛹宝的屁♥股♥啊-Whatever it is, were trapped inside, and it smells like the Pupas ass!真不错青少年都喜欢这样干-Great, what a classic teenager way to act out,他把自己变成笼罩在小镇上空的一层蒸汽turning himself into a blanket of steam that hangs over the town.蛹宝现在重组你自己的物质状态Pupa, you recombine into your own physical f
26、orm this instant!能听到我说的话吗臭小子You hear me, mister?不别往那里走有怪物-No! Dont go that way! There are monsters!很好现在他还在蒸汽里面造了怪兽-Great, now hes making monsters in the steam.我跟你们说过我们得让他迷上足球I told you we should have gotten him into soccer.哦我刚看到那边有触角-Ohhh, I just saw a tentacle over there.蛹宝好坏啊-The Pupa is such a ba
27、d teenager.我天我好喜欢好想变成他God, I wish I could be like him.不他逊爆了-No, he sucks.蛹宝你摊上大事了年轻人Pupa, youre in a lot of trouble, young man!你最好别再把我逼急了不然你永远都别想玩罗布乐思了You better stop being steam this instant or. no more playing Roblox! 那个蒸汽怪兽是不是穿着网红卫衣Was that steam monster wearing a PewDiePie hoodie?蛹宝的过失完全就跟-The P
28、upas delinquency must be manifesting青少年生物表现的一样as adolescent creatures.小心那里有一个穿着Tech Fleece听着Future的怪物Look out! Theres one wearing Tech Fleece and listening to Future!大家好啊我天弗兰克小姐你还在这工作吗-Hey, guys. Geez, Ms. Frankie. You work here； too?“我天你还在这工作吗”-HAw geez, you work here, too.当然不是啊你个傻瓜Of course I dont
29、, you idiot.反正跟你没关系-Not that its any of your business,但我们要用牛膝肉做晚餐but were making ossobuco for dinner!这跟激&hearts：IW♥之夜很搭的It pairs well with a night of consensual edging.很显然他们都是青少年-Okay, it definitely seems like they are teens,但是必须要有人走出这里but somebody needs to go out there and find out找出我们真正需要对付
30、的东西what we are really dealing with here.不不用了-Uh, no, we dont!这些怪物都在抖音上呢These monsters are all over TikTok.太平洋垃圾带太大了-That Pacific garbage patch is huge!这些怪物都表现出了蛹宝的恶习-These monsters are expressing all the Pupas bad teen behavior.我们最好祈祷他不会纵火We better pray hes not one of those arson kids.我觉得蛹宝只是需要一个朋友-
31、1 think the Pupa just needs a friend.也许我们可以回家放了小兄弟Maybe if we can get home and release Little Buddy,这样他就不会放雾气了hell stop misting himself.有道理-You have a point.但是如果我们放了小兄弟账单就会被吹飞But if we let Little Buddy go, all our bills might fly away.我们怎么办怎么办Ugh! What do we do? What do we do?快点大家可以到我车上-Come on, we
32、can get to my car!-这人又是谁啊-我叫德斯蒙德-Who the fuck is this guy? - Im Desmond!快给我酒精测试器-Quick, give me the breathalyzer!给你哇哦-Here. And also, wow.我倒是想知道你车里为什么会有这个fd like to hear the story behind that! breathalyzer beeps拜托9毫克是我的底线-Aw, come on! Point nines my baseline!-还有谁能开车我来试试Who else can drive? - Oh, let
33、me try!2.8很好史上最局2.8! Yes! Alcoholic high score!我来开I got this.等会请签署我的请♥愿♥书帮助消除网络欺凌的污名化-Wait! Sign my change-dot-org petition to help de-stigmatize cyberbullying! 随便吧-Whatever, man.你不明白说真的-You just dont get it! - No cap!我可没嫌疑你才有鬼-Im not sus; youre sus!燃起来-Word, lit!我们有麻烦了各位-We got proble
34、ms, people!不我为什么会同情德斯蒙德-No, god! Why did I get emotionally invested in Desmond?告诉我老婆我重新为船只贷款了-Tell my wife I. re-financed our boat loan.growling好吧大家听好如果这些怪兽都是青少年-Uh, okay listen, if these monsters are really teens,也许我们能说些他们不爱听的话maybe we can just say things they dont like.你清扫屋子了吗Did you clean your ro
35、om?有用的啊你今天在学校干嘛了-Ifs working! What did you do at school today?给我说说你上的课Tell me about your classes.我想见见你的朋友I want to meet your friends.谁能通过我的脸书好友请求-Whos gonna accept my Facebook friend request?放出小兄弟这才能让蛹宝冷静下来-Release Little Buddy! Thatll calm the Pupa down.这种射线不能返回原始状态-This ray has no reverse mode?噢我真
36、后悔不能预见未来-Well, shit, Im so sorry I didnt foresee a time没有预见到我们还要把小兄弟复原where we would have to turn a paperweight back into a Little Buddy. 不不不我们要放出小兄弟不然大家都会疯的-No, no, no. We have to get Little Buddy out of there or we screwed!我们做不到的太难了-We can undo this, but it wont be easy.泰瑞我需要你去飞船上激活分解器Terry, Ill n
37、eed you to go to the ship and activate the de-fractolyzer这至少要半天的时间which will take at least 12 hours.之后才是困难的局部.After that comes the really hard part-嘿兄弟- Yeah, buddy!我的账单靠My bills! Damn it!我不记得因为那场Ted 3D放映的惨败I can*t remember how much I owe in dues欠了美国编剧协会北区多少会费了to the WGA North for that whole Ted 3D
38、fiasco!小兄弟回来Little Buddy, come back here!你得帮我们Youre supposed to help us!那些雾和蒸汽到处都是The mistfogsteam is still everywhere!你们这些混♥蛋♥最好快点想方法You a-holes better figure something out real quick!这不是我们的错-This isnt our fault.对我们都是为了蛹宝好Yeah, we did everything for the Pupa.他看了太多暴♥力♥游戏视
39、频He just watched too many violent video games看了太多小黄书了and read too many sexy books.是好莱坞的错是小丑的错小丑的错This is Hollywoodrs fault! The Joker! The Joker!我们去找托德菲利普斯把他献祭给这蒸汽-Lets go get Todd Phillips and sacrifice him to the steam.他肯定住在钢铁侠那样的房♥子里可以俯瞰海湾I bet he lives in a Tony Stark-style house overlook
40、ing the bay.Alright! Lets go, pink hippo!电♥话♥里说了什么-W-what was that all about?没什么就是蛹宝在商店被拘留了-Nothing, the Pupa got arrested at the mall.什么那我们要去救他啊-What? We have to go save him!好吧我知道怎么一回事了-Okay, I see how it is.泰瑞要赢得胜利的时候大家就开始关心蛹宝了We only worry about the Pupa when Terrys winning game nig
41、ht.真不要脸This is bullshit!失乐邦星曾是一个完美的乌托邦Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia.直到被小行星撞击了Until the asteroid hit.一百个成人带着他们的复刻后代以及分配的蛹宝One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa逃入了呃宇宙中and escaped into, uh, the space,在空无一人的世界里寻找新的家园searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.我们在地球上坠毁被困在一个人口过
42、多的星球上We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.没错一直都是我在讲话Thats right, Ive been talking this whole time.我就是那个抱着蛹宝的人我叫酷佛Im the one holding the Pupa. My names Korvo.这是我的节目我刚把蛹宝掉地上了看见没This is- this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?太荒谬了This is ridiculous.我讨厌地球
43、这是个糟透心的星球I hate Earth. It*s a horrible home.人类愚蠢且迷惑People are stupid and confusing.为什么会有这么多野火Why are there so many wildfires?你们那根口径跟星球一样大的水管呢有了这玩意什么火都给给它浇灭咯Where is your planet-sized hose so that we can just put everything out?你们这些外星人能闭个嘴吗-Will you aliens shut the fuck up?给我转钱-Venmo me!真是受够你们指责别人了-1
44、 am so sick of listening to you blame everyone else.这都是你们自己的错This is on you.我运了一堆零食哦-1 ship a thicc snack!如果蛹宝在家有制约的话-The Pupa wouldnt be acting like this就不会变成这个样子if he had some structure in his life.他需要有实实在在的典范He needs present, tangible role models.这事儿我们见多了问题就是出现在家里-We see this all the time. The pr
45、oblem starts at home.家那就是我们家啊-Home? But thats where we are.你们真是我见过的最差劲的家长了-Oh my god, you are truly the shittiest parents I have ever met.酷佛花了太多的时间在外面吃饭Korvo has spent more time eating me out而不是关心蛹宝的教育than being involved in the Pupas education.确实等会你说什么-Exactly. Wait, what?你知道吗你真是大错特错-Well, guess wha
46、t, youre fucking wrong,因为我们又不是给人类做爹妈because were not human parents.蛹宝是我们团队的一份子The Pupa is a member of our team.你们给他喂过饭吗你们给他洗过澡吗-Do you feed him? Do you bathe him?你们晚上躺在床上会担忧他会被车撞Do you lay in bed at night and worry hes gonna get run over by a car或者被变♥态♥绑♥架♥吗or kidnapped b
47、y a pervert?没有但我会担忧他会被车绑♥架♥然后被变♥态♥撞死 -No, I worry hes gonna get kidnapped by a car and run over by a pervert, 但现在我就要说出来我担忧过but now that Im saying it out loud, yes.那么亲爰的你就是家长-Then, honey, you are parents.蛹宝就是看着你们这群蠢蛋All the Pupa does is watch you dumbassses run around sci-fiing shit不顾后果地瞎折腾你们那些黑科技with no consequences.你们给他不好的影响You are the bad influences.他不用做什么改变是你们要He doesnt have to change, you do.去你的我们改什么我们去把托德菲利普斯给杀了吧-Fuck that. It*s not us. Lets go kill Todd Phillips!喔没错我们去抓住他