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1、此材料由网络搜集而来，如有侵权请告知上传者立即删除。材料共分享，我们负责传递知识。英文幽默演讲稿dying roots.rdquo; The tree said with tears. I dont need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years.rdquo; The boy replied. Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest. Come here, please sit down with me and have a
2、 rest.rdquo; The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tearshellip;This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dadhellip; When we grow up, we leave them, and only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No
3、 matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could to make you happy. You may think that the boy is cruel to the tree but thats how all of us are treating our parents.篇二：英文幽默演讲稿Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to
4、you.My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten monthly stories told by his teacher duri
5、ng the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word love. From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child - really touching.This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book?My fa
6、vorite book is . Have you read it before?Oh, I haven t read this book before. What is it about?Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.Can you tell us why you love this book so much?Sure. It is because the st
7、ory taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.篇
8、三：英文幽默演讲稿by Leigh HuntI had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual,and could hardly read.There was a book used by the leaners in reading calledDialogues between a Missionary and an Indian.rdquo;It was a poor performance,full of inconclusive arguments and other commonplaces.
9、The boy in question used to appear with this book in his hand in the middle of the school,the master standing behind him.The lesson was to begin.The poor fellow,whose great fault lay in a deep toned drawl of his syllable and the omission of his stops,stood half looking at the book,and half casting h
10、is eye towards the right of him,whence the blows were to proceed.The master looked over him,and his hand was ready.I am not exact in my quotation at this distance of time ;but the spirit of one of the passages that I recollect was to the following purport,and thus did the teacher and his pupil proce
11、ed：Master.Now,young man,have a care ;or Ill set you a swingeing task.rdquo;(A common phrase of his.)Pupil(making a sort of heavy bolt at his calamity,and neverremembering his stop at the wordMissionaryrdquo;).Missionary Can you see the wind?(Master gives him a aslap on thehcheek.)Pupil(raising his v
12、oice to a cry,and still forgetting his stop).Indian No!rdquo;Master.Zounds,young man!have a care how you provoke me!rdquo;Pupil(always forgetting the stop).Missionary How then do you know that there is such a thing?rdquo;(Here a terrible thump.)Pupil(with a shout of agony). Indian Because I feel it.rdquo;