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1、很短的好笑的英语笑话带翻译:英语笑话100篇带翻译冷笑话是近几年新兴的一种语言现象,它轻松诙谐、别具一格,给我们紧张的生活增添了几分轻松的情趣,它一出现便受到了大多数人的喜欢。WTT分享很短的好笑的英语笑话带翻译，希望可以帮助大家!很短的好笑的英语笑话带翻译：What GradeKristin, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her drivers license and offered to take her moms car to the gas station.She pulled up to the full-service pumps,
2、and the attendant asked, “What grade, miss?”“Eleventh!” Kristin replied.哪一级我的十七岁的侄女，科里斯蒂，刚刚拿到驾照。她主动提出去加油站给她妈妈的车加油。她把车开到昼夜效劳的加油泵前。效劳员问她：“(加油加到)哪一级，小姐?”“十一(年)级!”科里斯蒂答复说。很短的好笑的英语笑话带翻译：The Attraction of the MapMr.Smith taught English at a school .At the beginning of his lesson, he liked to have one of h
3、is students give a report on any subject.When it was Jacks turn, he told his audience about his elder brother who was a local worker.But during the report, his eyes were staring at the world map on the wall all the time.Mr.Smith knew that Jack didnt look at the audience because he was nervous.He sai
4、d to Jack jokingly, “We can see you miss your brother very much.But is he 0.K.now in South America?”Mr.Smith taught English at a school .At the beginning of his lesson, he liked to have one of his students give a report on any subject.When it was Jacks turn, he told his audience about his elder brot
5、her who was a local worker.But during the report, his eyes were staring at the world map on the wall all the time.Mr.Smith knew that Jack didnt look at the audience because he was nervous.He said to Jack jokingly, “We can see you miss your brother very much.But is he 0.K.now in South America?”很短的好笑的
6、英语笑话带翻译：Ill Keep it on My FloorMy 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of -until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.Recently I acpanied Jeff to the credit union where he opened up his first bank account.While the credit
7、officer was processing the paper work, I told Jeff he needed a safe, accessible place to store his passbook.“I know, Mom,” he replied.“I 11 keep it on my floor.”放在地板上我的儿子杰弗，十六岁。他是一个令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你别去看他房间的地板，那上面总是堆满了一层层的衣服、杂志及运动器材。不久前，我带杰弗到信誉联社去开他自己的账户，这是他第一次开银行账户。当信誉社职员在办理手续的时候，我便告诉杰弗说他需要一个平安可靠的地方来保存密
8、码本。“我知道，妈妈，”他答复说，“我会在地板上找到地方的。”很短的好笑的英语笑话带翻译：Two Tickets PleaseA young man was in love with a girl.At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema.When they were at the ticket bo_, the young man said to the ticket seller, “Two tickets, please.”When the ticket seller told him that all the tic
9、kets had sold out, the disappointed young man said, “Then do you have any sur- tickets that can allow us to stand together?”两张电影票一个小伙子爱上了一位姑娘。周末，他请她看电影。来到售票处，小伙子对售票员说：“请给两张票。”售票员告诉他所有的票都卖完了。绝望的年轻人说：“那么，您有两张可以让我们站在一起的附加票吗?”很短的好笑的英语笑话带翻译：Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word “egg”?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg”?Student:In the cake,Sir.鸡蛋在哪里?教师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。教师：“鸡蛋”在哪?学生：在蛋糕里，先生“很短的好笑的英语笑话带翻译”END第 6 页 共 6 页