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1、一年级英语阅读 关于一年级英语笑话阅读在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以表达自己的语言程度,还可以提升个人魅力。WTT精心搜集了关于一年级英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!关于一年级英语笑话：The amazing golf ball 神奇的高尔夫球A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really am
2、azing to show you!”一个高尔夫球手正要发球，跑上来一个无限谄媚的小个子推销员，喊到：“ 等一下。在您发球前，我请您看一样超神奇的东西。”The golfer, annoyed, says, “What is it?”高尔夫球手颇感被打搅，说道：“什么东西啊?”“Its a special golf ball,” says the salesman.“You can never lose it!”“是一个很特别的高尔夫球 - 一个永远不会被弄丢的球!”“you can never lose it”，scoffs the golfer, “What if you hit it i
3、nto the water?“永远不会丢的球”，高尔夫球手嘲讽地说，“假如球被打到水里呢?”No problem,“ says the salesman.”It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it.“没问题。它能漂起来，还能探测到哪里是岸，然后自己就能转到岸边。”Well, what if you hit it into the woods?“那么假如掉到树丛里呢?”Easy,“ says the salesman.”It emits a beeping sound, and you can find
4、it with your eyes closed.“简单。它能发出嘟嘟声，这样你就能循声而至了。”Okay,“ says the golfer, impressed.”But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?“那假如天黑了怎么找它呢?”No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! Im telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!“球会在黑暗中发光啊!一句话，你永远不会找不到这个球。”The golfer buys it at o
5、nce.”Just one question,“ he says to the salesman.”Where did you get it?“高尔夫球手当即买下这个球，随口问了一句：“你从哪搞到它的?”I found it.“是我捡到的啦!”关于一年级英语笑话：Placing your orderA friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.”No bills larger than $20 will
6、be accepted.“我和朋友在一家快餐店排队等着点餐，看到店里贴了张通知：本店不收面值超过20元的大票。The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, ”Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldnt be eating here.“排在我们前面的一位女士指着通知感慨到：“相信我，假如我真有20元以上的大票， 我就肯定不来这吃饭了。”关于一年级英语笑话：This is my seatIt was a womans first time on a plane.S
7、he boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.一位女士头一回坐飞机。她登机后发现自己的座位仅靠窗子。After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat.She ignored him and told him to go away.她坐好后，一位男士走过来坚持说她坐了他的位子。这位女士根本不听，只告诉他走开”Okay,“ replied the man.”If thats the way you want it, you fly the
8、 plane.“好吧，”男士答复道。“假如你真想这样，你来开飞机吧。”关于一年级英语笑话：Running a red lightTwo guys were riding down the street in a car.They e to a red light.The driver runs the red light.The passenger cries out ”Hey, why did you do that?“ The driver says, ”Dont worry about it, my brother does it all the time.“两个男人开车前行，路遇一红灯
9、，司机吼叫而过。乘客大叫：“嘿!你干吗这样做?”司机说：“别担忧，我兄弟经常这么干。”They came to another red light, and the same thing happens.The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the ne_t chance he gets.At the ne_t light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and es to a screeching halt(停).又遇一红灯，司机照旧
10、吼叫而过。乘客显然愤怒了，威胁说假如下次再闯红灯他就下车。路遇一绿灯，司机猛踩刹车，车子嘎然而止。The passenger is confused and asks, ”What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one.“乘客迷惑了，问道：“你有病吧?刚刚闯了两个红灯，如今绿灯了你倒停了。”The driver responds: ”My brother might be ing from the other way!“司机答复：“我兄弟可能会从那边过来。”关于一年级英语
11、笑话：They are directly from America 它们是从美国直接带来的Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her.At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was
12、 real.一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering.”Trust me, Sir, and trust the money.They are real US dollars.They are directly from America.&;这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍受不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”“关于一年级英语笑话”END第 7 页 共 7 页