《英语 职来职往 搞笑版.doc》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《英语 职来职往 搞笑版.doc（3页珍藏版）》请在taowenge.com淘文阁网|工程机械CAD图纸|机械工程制图|CAD装配图下载|SolidWorks_CaTia_CAD_UG_PROE_设计图分享下载上搜索。
1、英语 职来职往 搞笑版一位主持，两位评委，三位求职，其中求职者有一男。主持人出场，开场音乐firework主持人：先生们，女士们，欢迎来到我们的节目，我是主持人XX。Ladies and gentlemen，welcome to our program.I am the hostXX.首先，让我们介绍一下今天的评委老师，他们分别是南通软件园的XX和苏州网络公司的XX。First, let us introduce our judges, they are Nantong Software Park XX and network company in Suzhou XX.在节目开始之前，由我先向
2、大家介绍一位新规则。Before the start of the program, I have to introduce a new rule.各评委可以通过求职者的自我介绍及求职目标等来了解求职者。The jury by job seekers self-introduction and job objective to understand job seekers.其中亮灯表示支持，反之则表示不支持。The light support, otherwise not supported.最后仍有亮灯者，则可直接进入该公司；否则求职失败。Finally, there is still li
3、ght, can directly enter the company;Otherwise the failures.今天参加面试的都是在笔试中表现较好的求职者，接下来，让我们来看一下他们的精彩表现。Today to participate in interviews is written in the better job seekers,Next, let us look at their wonderful performance.让我们欢迎今天的第一位求职者XX。let us welcome to today s first job seekers.XX音乐All Weve Ever
4、Known求职者1：大家好，我叫XX，毕业于XX学院。我的专业是计算机网络技术。Hello, my name is XX, graduated from XX College. My major is computer network technology.在校期间，我学到了一句话：爱笑的女孩运气不会太差。During school, I learned a word: love laughing girl not bad luck.今天来到这里是希望得到一份软件测试的工作,期望月薪是3000元.Here is hoping to get a piece of software testing
5、 work, expected salary is 3000 yuan.主持人:ok，来看看两位评委的问题.To have a look two judges on the problem评委1：你之前有过相关的工作经验吗？ Do you have any experience?求职者1: 抱歉，我才刚刚毕业。但是在学校里我的专业成绩都不错。Sorry, I just graduated. But in school, my grades are good.评委1：你最突出的优点是什么？ What is your greatest strength?求职者1: 我觉得我最大的优点是坚持不懈直到
6、成功。I think my biggest merit is unremittingly until success.因为不坚持到最后，谁也不知道结果会是怎样。Because they do not adhere to the last, who do not know what the result would be.评委2：嗯，XX，我想告诉你的是：并不是所有事都需要坚持的。放弃该放弃的是无奈；放弃不该放弃的是无能；不放弃该放弃的是无知；不放弃不该放弃的是执着XX，I want to tell you: Not everything needs to adhere to the.Give
7、up this giving up is the helpless; give up should not give up is incapable; do not give up the abandoned ignorance; do not give up should not give up.求职者1：嗯，谢谢老师。Thank you.主持人:请两位老师做出自己的选择。Ask two teachers to make their own choices.有一个亮灯 我相信主持人：恭喜一号求职者，XXCongratulations on the seekers求职者1：thank you求
8、职者1退主持人：下面有请2号求职者XXBelow are the 2 candidate XX音乐All Weve Ever Known求职者2：大家好，我叫XX，今年21岁，来自上海，本科毕业。Hello, my name is XX, this year 21 years old, from Shanghai, graduated.主持人: :ok，来看看两位评委的问题.To have a look two judges on the problem评委2：如果我录用你，你认为你在这份工作上会待多久呢?If we hire you, you think youre in this posi
9、tion will stay long?求职者2: 本着对公司和自己负责的态度，我虽不能十分肯定地说个时间，但是一份工作至少要做三五年，才能达到一定的水平并且做出一些成就，这点是可以肯定的。In the spirit of the company and responsible attitude, I am not very affirmative ground says time, but a job to do at least three five years, in order to achieve a certain level and made some achievements,
10、 it is a safe bet.评委1：请谈谈你对加班的看法。Please talk about your views on overtime.求职者2: 我会尽自己最大的努力来提高工作效率，避免不必要的加班;不过如果公司需要，我还是会积极响应。只要是工作时间，我都可以全身心地投入工作。I will try my best to improve work efficiency, avoid unnecessary overtime; but if the company needs, I will be a positive response. As long as the hours o
11、f work, I can devote their work.评委2：那你期望的薪资是多少。Then what is your expected salary.求职者2:3000元主持人:两位老师还有什么问题吗？The two teachers are there any questions?请两位老师做出自己的选择。Ask two teachers to make their own choices.无灯亮评委1：你会是个很优秀的员工，但有点不适合当秘书。You will be a very good employees, but are not suitable as a secreta
12、ry.主持人：那我们把掌声送给2号选手。Then we get the applause to the contestant No. 2求职者2：谢谢两位老师，我会好好考虑的。Thank you two teachers, I will think about it.音乐隐形的翅膀主持人：下面欢迎我们的3号求职者：Welcome our No. 3 job seekers背景音乐起Can You Feel It 求职者3：今天你主持啊 Today you over?主持人：对啊，一直我主持，你别太紧张，紧张不利于接下来的发挥Yeah, I, you are too tense, tense i
13、s not conducive to the next play.求职者3：我还是有点紧张 Im still a little nervous。主持人：不不不，别紧张，放松，放松，No no no, dont be nervous, relax, relax求职者：放松啊（松到坐在地上） Relax？主持人：你是在表演吗？ You are in the show?求职者3：不是，一放松我就这样。Not, relax and I would like.评委1：你不要紧张啊，你这一紧张，我就觉得你没有办法正确的表达你自己的观念和想法。 你期待你一个月多少薪资。You dont get nervou
14、s, you this nervous, I think you have no way to express your own ideas.You look you how much a month salary.求职者3：给钱就行Give money on the line.评委2：你说你要多少钱？You say you want how many money求职者3：不对，老师要是给我钱，不就是包养我吗Wrong, if the teacher gives me money, is keeping me主持人:你是什么意思啊？你来这儿不是找工作？What do you mean? You
15、 didnt come here for a job?求职者3：哎呀，不好意思，这里不是相亲的啊！Oh, feel shy, here is not a blind date!主持人：这是应聘的！This is for!求职者3：呃，不好意思啊，我说怎么还有男的呢！Well, feel shy ah, I said how there is a male!主持人：没关系，还是欢迎你的到来。Never mind, still welcome your arrival.求职者3下去又上来求职者3：今天来了也不能白来啊 Today to also can not come !求职者直接拉走一位评委，音乐我相信求职者3：放错音乐了吧 Put the wrong music.此时音乐罗密欧与朱丽叶3 / 3