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1、小学六年级英语阅读 适合六年级的英语笑话阅读笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,从古至今都拥有广大的受众,深受人们喜爱。本文是适合六年级的英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!适合六年级的英语笑话：The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.So one day th
2、e wife went to the pet store and said, “I need a good guard dog.”And the clerk replied, “Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.”The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, “Karate that chair.”The dog went up to the chair and broke
3、it into pieces, then he said to the dog, “Karate that table.” The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said “Karate my ass!”适合六年级的英语笑话：Some
4、 Things You Just Can't Explain A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, ”Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?“ The farmer shook his head and replied, ”Some things you just can't explain.“”So what happened t
5、hat's so horrible?“ the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.”Well,“ the farmer said, ”today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.“”Okay,“ said the man, ”but that's not so bad.“ ”Some things you just ca
6、n't explain,“ the farmer replied. ”So what happened then?“ the man asked. The farmer said, ”I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.“”And then?“”Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.“The
7、man laughed and said, ”Again?“ The farmer replied, ”Some things you just can't explain.“ ”So, what did you do then?“ the man asked.”I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.“”And then?“”Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, t
8、he stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.“”Hmmm,“ the man said and nodded his head. ”Some things you just can't explain,“ the farmer said.”So, what did you do?“ the man asked.”Well,“ the farmer said, ”I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafte
9、r. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in . Some things you just can't explain.“适合六年级的英语笑话：Eloquent plea The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her client:”Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell you about this man. There's so much to say
10、 that is good: he never beat his wife; he was always kind to little children; he never did a dishonest thing in his life; he has always lived by the golden rule; he is a model of everything decent, forthright, and honest. Everyone loves him and. . . “Her client leaned over to a friend and said, ”How
11、 do like that? I pay her good money to defend me, and she's telling the jury about some other guy.适合六年级的英语笑话：第一次约会 After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would h
12、ave an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, “I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”“Thank heavens,” his date replied. “If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!”适合六年级的英语笑话：Duck A duck walks into a feed store and asks, “Go
13、t any duck feed?”The clerk tells him, “No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it.”The duck says, “Okay,” and leaves.The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, “Got any duck feed?” Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves.Next day, the duck once again wa
14、lks in, and asks, “Got any duck feed?”The clerk says, “I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor.” The duck leaves.The next day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any nails?”“No.”“Got any duck feed?”看了“适合六年级的英语笑话”的人【END】第 6 页 共 6 页