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1、三年级跳绳一分钟标准 笑话()是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。本文是一分钟英语笑话三年级，希望对大家有帮助!一分钟英语笑话三年级：像个绅士 One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic wom
2、en.一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。You there! challenged a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?你干嘛?有人尖声叫道，你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗?Listen, h
3、e said, I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady.听着，他说，我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。一分钟英语笑话三年级：图书馆何时开门 “What time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked.“Nine a.m.” came the reply. “And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle
4、 of the night to ask a question like that?”“Not until nine a.m.?” the man asked in a disappointed voice.“No, not till nine a.m.!” the librarian said. “Why do you want to get in before nine a.m.?”“Who said I wanted to get in?” the man sighed sadly. “I want to get out.”一分钟英语笑话三年级：为什么请客 “Honey,” said t
5、he husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!”“I know all that.”“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”“Because the poor fool's
6、thinking about getting married.”一分钟英语笑话三年级：不要停Don't stop Girl: What if a boy hugs me?Mom: Say Don't.Girl: What if he kisses me?Mom: Say stop.The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON'
7、T STOP!.一分钟英语笑话三年级：年轻人的作家梦Great writer There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to bee a great writer.When asked to define “great”, he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.看了“一分钟英语笑话三年级”的人【END】第 4 页 共 4 页