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1、搞笑幽默英语笑话故事篇一：搞笑幽默英语笑话故事An old couple 一对老夫妇An old couple were very saving. As a result they had a beautifully furnished house. One day the old woman missed her husband. She called out: Old man, where are you?I'm in the parlor for a nap, replied the old man. the old woman was horrified to hear tha
2、t. She cried: What? On the sofa? No, I'm lying on the floor, replied the old man.Not on that grand carpet? the old woman asked again anxiously. No, I've rolled it up, said her husband.有一对老夫妇特别节约，于是有了一栋设备很华丽的房子。有一天，老太婆没有看到她的丈夫，就大声喊他：老头，你在哪里呀?老头回答说：我在客厅里小睡一会儿。老太婆震惊得大叫起来，说：什么?是在沙发上睡吗?不是，我是躺在地板上
3、的，老头回答说。老太婆又焦急地问道：不是躺在华丽的地毯上吧?不是的，我已经把它卷起来啦!老头说。篇二：搞笑幽默英语笑话故事He walks everywhere he goes 耶稣从不开车A young man came home and said, Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car.Father replied, Ok, son, But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean
4、, make the yard neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see.Well, several months passed and the young man came into the house with his report card in his hand, Dad, I got great marks on my report card, I've been keeping my room as neat as apin, and the yard is alway
5、s ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?Father replied, That's all true, but son, you didn't cut your hair.Son said, But, dad, Jesus had long hair too.Father replied, Yes, son, you're perfectly right, And he walks everywhere he goes.一个小伙子回到家跟爸爸说：爸爸，我拿驾照了，我想开车。爸爸答道：好的，儿子。但是，你要拿到好成果
6、，要把房间给整理整齐，要把院子打扫干净，还要把头发给理了。这几个月做好了我们再谈开车的事。几个月后，小伙子拿到成果单回到家，爸爸，我每门功课都得了优，房间整整齐齐，院子干干净净。我能开车了吗?爸爸回答：的确做得很好，但是儿子，你还没有理发呢。儿子说：但是，爸爸，耶稣的头发也很长啊。爸爸回答：是的，儿子，完全正确。但是耶稣去哪都是走着去的呀!篇三：搞笑幽默英语笑话故事It was made worse 弄巧成拙A man went to London to visit a friend. He stayed far longer than was expected. A week passed,
7、 he still made no attempt to leave.At last his friend gave him a gentle hint: Don't you think that your wife and children would miss you? But beyond expectation the man's answer was: Oh, thank you very much. It's most kind of you. I'll send for them.有个人到伦敦去探望一个挚友。他逗留了很久，是他的挚友没有料到的。过了一个星期，他还没准备离去。最终他的挚友很客气地示意他说：你不觉得你的妻子和孩子在家里会惦念你吗?不料这个人的回答是：啊，特别感谢你。你真是太好心了，我就把他们叫来吧。