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1、2022英文简历中不该出现话英文简历中不该出现话 致命的大错： “Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclassof10.”“Qualifications:Noeducationorexperience.”“Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy.”“Mycompensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage.”“ReasonforLeaving:IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC.”“FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay.”“S
2、izeofemployer:Verytall,probablyover65”“Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate.”“ReasonforLeaving:Mybosssaidtheendoftheworldisnear.”“ReasonforLeaving:Theownergavenewmeaningtothewordparanoia.Iprefertoelaborateprivately.”打字错误与语法错误：“Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook.”“Strengths:Abi
3、litytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer.”“Iamarabidtypist.”“WorkHistory:Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981.”“Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork.”“Accountingcleric.”“Asindicted,Ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments.”“Suspectedtograduateea
4、rlynextyear.”“Disposedof$2.5billioninassets.”“Provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors.”“Accomplishments:Oversightofentiredepartment.”“Amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails.”“Accomplishments:Completed11yearsofhighschool.”不应有的幽默：“Note:Keepthisresumeontopofthestack.Useallotherstoheatyourhouse.
5、”“Assistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofconsumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting.”(Translation:Short-ordercook.)“Butwait.theresmore.Yougetallthisbusinessknowledgeplusagraspofmarketingthatissecondnature.”“Ihaveanexcellenttrackrecord,althoughIamnotahorse.”“Myfortunecookiesaid,Yournextinterviewwillre
6、sultinajob-andIlikeyourcompanyinparticular.”“Title:AnotherresumefromtheProfilesinExcellenceseries.”“AlsoKnownAs:Mr.Productivity,Mr.Clever,Mr.Fix-it.”“Trustworthyreferencesavailableuponrequest-ifIgivethemafewbucks.”“Letsmeetsoyoucanoohandahhovermyexperience.”本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第4页 共4页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页